hairy kumquat

1) a kumquat that is hairy
2) a lump-shaped person with disproportionally long arms
3) a type of finch

Girl 1: Danggggg, that new guy is a real hairy kumquat.
Girl 2: I dated a hairy kumquat named Josiah back in the day. It was magnificent, highly recommend.

by Clauth Towel September 21, 2016

Hairy Mott

a vagina with excessive pubic hair

shes got a right hairy Mott

by mr bosshart November 11, 2016

Hairy Oliver

After oral sex, the pubic hairs that linger in your braces.

God man, she got the Hairy Oliver last night. I haven't shaved in weeks.

by Slimebitch March 19, 2016

Hairy shotgun

A very hairy penis but small

Look that black man has a hairy shotgun

by Zacharythatwigga November 14, 2018

Hairy Dick

A hairy dick... It's self explanatory

Guy1; *pulls down his pants in front of his class *
Guy2;bruh why is the shaft so hairy?!
Guy1;Bruh it's a hairy dick... It's self explanatory

by Izers December 5, 2018

Hairy Dan

Any feminist/feminazi, especially ones with hairy armpits. It is derived from the word "harridan", which means "a strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman."

person #1: Are you going to intern at the Daily Wire?
person #2: No, my mom's a real Hairy Dan.
person #1: That sucks, Hairy Dans are so unreasonable.

by Phil Cabinet July 19, 2017

hairy yeti

It is when a woman if so hairy you can't find the vagina.

"Did you go down on her?"
"No, I couldn't get past the hairy yeti."

by Super Hot Dave August 6, 2017