forum guru

A fascist dictator who edits or deletes messages for his own amusement.

*Message edited by Hudson Hawk*

by Cat October 17, 2003

Guru Charan

Intellectual of Telugu Twitter , famous for E= mc^2 definition.
Well known as Gurupedia

Hey you have great memory , are you Guru Charan ?

by Kalyan June 12, 2018

Relationship Guru

someone who has the ability to build/fix relationships for other people, but can't seem to build/fix their own relationships
usually single

You better thank London. He's the Relationship Guru who put you two together.

by ZeroMindedPower January 04, 2018

Crypto Guru

With the recent explosion of cryptocurrency, crypto gurus refer to those individuals that make cryptocurrencies and the various personalities/internet celebrities surrounding the medium their entire personality, often to a cringe extent. It is also common for these individuals to insert crypto into any conversation imaginable.

Person 1: I want to get into cryptocurrency, I've been hearing a lot of chatter surrounding Bitcoin and Ethereum. Do you know anyone I can talk to about crypto?
Person 2: You can talk to my friend Tim, he's a total crypto guru. He won't shut up about everything crypto, I'm sure he'd love to talk to you.

Person 3: Did you hear? The Tesla Cybertrucks are finally starting to be delivered!
Crypto Guru: OMG! Tesla, Elon Musk! Dogecoin to the moon! Elon to the moon!

by ubcsauderbcom February 01, 2022

google guru

Someone who googles everything

I am a Google guru

by Rita king December 30, 2016

boooty guru

a beauty guru with a fat ass

oh my good that girl is a boooty guru with that juciy ass

by urmomismine January 11, 2019

spades guru

A person who understands every aspect of the game of spades from bidding, bagging, nil and pretty much wins at will. Every player wants to be their partner and play like them.

Hey Darrin did you see the way Ernie played in that Spades tournament he has skills for days he's a Spades Guru .

by SpadeskingUSA May 21, 2017