Greyhound

Easily the most terrifying dog breed, the sight of one is deeply unsettling. They are always watching, and can run at up to 45 mph. Beware.

Dude, watch out, there’s a greyhound chasing you!

by Avocado.1211 August 4, 2024

greyhound

fastest thorough bread.

that's a fast ass greyhound.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown January 11, 2026

perfumed greyhound

An elderly yet fashionable gentleman with a penchant for excessive cologne use.

The old man down the road is a bit of a perfumed greyhound. He needs to cut down on his use of Brut.

by Diggedy Dogg March 9, 2017

Italian Greyhound

When a woman wears a rabbit tail butt plug and a man cheses her around the house wearing a dog tail butt plug with dog mask. He has to catch her to eat her and of course hit it doggy style.

Wife : Bill and I did the Italian Greyhound last night and I've never came so much at once. He was such a good lil boy !

by Ham_Samich July 20, 2022

The Greyhound

Five in the front, five in the back

Jacob: Hey man, how did the date with Jennie go?
Tyler: It went great dude, she even let me give her the Greyhound.

by Bodyguy420 March 5, 2025

doing the greyhound

The act of dropping your jeans and undercrackers in a public place such as a pub, then scuttling about the floor sniffing random strangers crotches

“Nice one boys, boycies doing the greyhound!”

by Unclegripper October 29, 2017

greypound

greɪpaʊnd

verb (used with object)

to engage in sexual activity with a rich older person to improve a facet of your own life. Could be simply financial but could also include social standing or career progression.

noun

to label yourself or someone else as the giver or receiver of sexual activity to or from a rich older person

"I'm going to greypound Helen Mirren so she takes me to the BAFTAS"
"She is deffo that old fella's greypound"
"I'll be her greypound, not even sorry"

by MajorClagNut February 26, 2021