groffsauce

adj. When you enter a room or conversation like you're going to burn the place down with your intense eyeballs

Have a groffsauce day.

by Prynne Cessa October 29, 2011

goff

1. Wrong pronounciation of "goth"
2. Word used to describe Miles Wu by spoilt Winchester College public school boys

1. Goff is is a shpakin pronounciation
2. Miles Wu is a Pu

by Kurt von Krab March 13, 2004

Goff

A Derogetory term for someone who doesn't not wear a tracksuit.

''Ey Stevo, look at that Goff Dick'ed Over there''

''ooh im wearin jeans n t-shirt.. im like proper goff today me''

by Monkehhhh May 12, 2006

Gorf

to make a mistake; to render damaged.

I gorfed up the paint job on my Chevelle when I sprayed Bleche-Wite on it.

by Jonny B. Gorfed October 20, 2003

goffic

How assholes pronounce 'gothic'.

Preppy girl: Eww! Your a goth! Your soo goffic!
Goth girl: *sigh* It's GOTHIC. Idiot.
Preppy girl: Whatever! Your boyfriend is ugly!
Goth girl: I WANT TO DIE! *cries and runs away*

by americanbeauty August 12, 2007

Gorf

A strange green creature, thought to be created from a puddle of slime on a distant planet. Has yellow ears that resemble wings and wears read boxing gloves all the time. Starts and ends everthing it says with "Heh heh heh". Thought to be genderless, but this fact is still unproven. Although it appears not to need nourishment, it can eat almost anything, as it's stomach has black-hole-esque properties. Has the ability to glow and to fly via methane gas if it should eat something with highly radioactive properties. This creature is thought to be well over 300 years old. Is apparently very fond of cheese.

The dingo ate my baby. The Gorf ate my dingo.

by RJ May 28, 2004

Groff

Groff Groffing: To groff When engaged in the Act off groffing Meaning when your in the heat of passion and Start to hear the Sound of Skin on Skin slapping; that is the groff and Hearing the balls making The slapping sound... Also is to groff.

GWAN!!! GET YER GROFF ON DADDY-O!!!!

Did you here him groff that chick last night i thought he was killing her

Man im totally gonna get my groff on with her after the pary fuck yeah!!!

by Chevy6969 October 28, 2010