goon

two definitions:

1. according to the hip hop community, a bad ass thug who doesn't take shit from anyone



2. a big, strong, clumsy, dimwitted henchman hired to be the muscle for anyone with money and the need to take care of his petty business like extortion or enforcement. Basically guys that do dirty work

1."ah yeah nigga I'm a goon, can't nobody fuck with me"

2. "yeah Fat Tony got the location and sent a couple of goons to put their lights out"

by devons28 November 02, 2008

Goon

A person who is very funny by making excessive amounts of jokes, acts like an idiot at times. Interesting person to be around. He's chill but get ready to have a good time, always looking for one.

Tim: Yo Roger did you hear what Clyde did yesterday?
Roger: No what?
Tim: He got completely wasted and ran around town naked again.
Roger: Lol, what a goon.

by JoeyPetes February 09, 2013

Gooning

The act of Messing around inside a public or store or just acting stupid

“Hello, would you like to go gooning at Walmart?”

by Iamgoonman September 14, 2022

goon

verb - Masturbate profusely, usually multiple times in succession

"I goon in the daytime
I goon in the night"
- John Dwyer

by graggler July 24, 2023

goon

someone who is being VERY silly aka slightly dumb

person 1: i’m so ugly

person: stop being a goon

by Brando42069 March 31, 2021

goon

A fool, or an uneducated being.

Tyler was such a goon that he got into by a firetruck.

by 567jghk June 12, 2017

goons

Any person who's in the school's worst and out-of-hand advisory

*in class with kids from advisory, who are acting up amongst all the "regular" kids"
Advisor: All of you, get out and go fix yourself!
goon: lolington, it's always the goons

by mosthuggable March 19, 2018