gooey taj

When you take a nasty dump on the hood of your boss' car.

I am so pissed that I didn't get a raise, I'm gonna leave him a "gooey taj"!

by Secret I.D. September 19, 2007

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Gooey gyser

A sexual act usually between two males although can have a male and female where the pair engage in anal sex and when the man ejaculates his partner gets explosive diharea and the two liquids mix and explode out of the partners rectum

Steve: hey bro I gave my girl a gooey gyser last night

Matt: disgusting that must have been a mess to clean up

by The gooey gyser February 05, 2016

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gooey gobbler

someone that sucks down cum with pleasure in mass amounts.

Britney spears is considered a gooey gobbler after sucking all members of nsyncs cocks.

by scabbed June 27, 2006

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gooey duck

The "Gooey Duck" is when you and your lady friend are having sex in a pool, hot tub, or any other body of water, and when you cum you pull out and put one of her legs on the side of the pool and jizz on it. That way, when she puts it back in the water, she swims weird because she is trying to get it all off, much in the way a duck would swim if it had something sticky stuck to it's leg.

Dray: I gave Nicole Peaslee a gooey duck when we had sweet HxC sex all night in the pool last night because she is hot and loves my naked body.

Haney: Okay. . .

by smellybaptist June 25, 2007

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