one that looks they belong in a uniformed squad of goobers. Predominantly white, but is open to all races. Not easily spotted, but you know a good trooper when you see one. One does not miss a goob trooper when seen in the flesh.
by youngwerthog December 1, 2014

one who acts immature, stupid, or idiotic usually making a fool out of themself.
a typical name for a goob is brandon
a typical name for a goob is brandon
Brandon is a goob
by agardner2007 April 21, 2009

wow that person is so goob
by henry lucas October 9, 2008

Sandi looked goobed out after a long night of playing computer games.
Sandi is always goobed out on the couch when she has nothing to do.
Sandi is always goobed out on the couch when she has nothing to do.
by J.Heinz March 11, 2014

by YeTi900 July 26, 2010

A euphemism for jacking off. The term is deprived of the substance, goob, that is ejected, slung, from the male genitalia.
Chester was caught behind the water cooler on the 6th tee box slinging goob, at least he got it out of his system.
by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022

by Breadjamin March 19, 2020
