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Goni

Goni is very nice and caring towards everyone and she always has a smile on her face no matter what and even though she doesnt know it she is very beautiful and smart.
Goni always smiles when she is down
by 01me87 January 15, 2009
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Godzilla Penis

An unusually large penis. Large in both length and girth. A Godzilla Penis is said to be so good it can actually rip a girl in half, not simply make her feel like she's being ripped in half.

In Japan, the Godzilla Penis is a legendary penis, said to belong to a hero who will save the world from destruction.
EXAMPLE 1:

Police Officer: 911, what's your emergency?

Man: Um, I think I killed my girlfriend.

Police Officer: What happened?

Man: I split her in half with my Godzilla Penis when we tried to have sex! Oh God! Oh God what have I done?!

EXAMPLE 2:

"Long ago, a prophecy foretold of a hero from a land far to the east saving the world with his giant penis. A penis of Godzilla proportions. Known as the Godzilla Penis."
by FatJackson October 16, 2009
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Dog gonnit

Same as God Damnit or shit or shoot
Dog gonnit i cant find my keys
by Robert Pitts May 13, 2005
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dirty gonzalez

When you ejaculated into someone's nose after they give you a blow job. Then you push their nose into your ass and fart.
James gave Bree a "Dirty Gonzalez" after they ate mexican food.
by Lynn Bell February 20, 2007
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Speedy Gonzalez

<< Oops! Looks like you misspelled Speedy Gonzales. >>

"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
SPEEDY GONZALEZ (sic): "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos, ahora muchachos y gauchos."

"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia
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Gonzaga College High School

Gonzaga College High School is catholic high school located 6 blocks from the Capital. They are called the Purple Eagles.

They pwn St. John's and Prep.
Gonzaga College High School.

Girl: Gonzaga guy are a bunch of pimps. Prep likes it anal, and do St.John's have guys?
Other Girl: No? I dont think they do?
Girl: Yea, i think your right.
Other Girl: Yea, and those Prep guys are a bunch of rich homsexuals that only get in because there parents are rich.
Girl: True.
by lacrossepwns27 December 9, 2007
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Gonzaga Mixer

ONE CRAZY ASS PARTY WERE IT COST 10$ TO GET IN AND THERE'S NON-STOP GRINDING. lots of gogo, and located in DC. BIGGEST MIXER OF THE YEAR.
by Flirtmant October 23, 2008
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