Glorified Guitar Hero Player

A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.

I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

glorified fuck buddy

Someone who you have a steady sexual relationship with and want to date, but are postponing taking serious action due to circumstances such as distance, timing, and other personal issues.

Eric and Tamira are glorified fuck buddy (ies), but they are not ready to commit until they live closer to each other and have their personal issues resolved.

by miraparker September 6, 2011

Gloria

Female character from Green Day's ''21st century breakdown''. Main character. Holding the torch, and holding on to her beleifs.

Christian and Gloria are the couple from music video, ''21 Guns''.

by Apittman August 13, 2009

gloria moore

Totally and utterly awesome! A Sparkly Princess who loves everything that sparkles and wants the world to be painted with glitter!! World peace would be obtained by her sparkly Princessness and shopping!!

Man, I wish everything was Gloria Moore!!

by #SparklyPrincessOfAwesomeness January 1, 2017

glorija

The hottest piece of shet that could exist. Dont mess with her, she gonna kill u bruh

Omg, Glorija!
Yu so beautiful damn gurll

by Shuthehellup January 3, 2017

Glorified Jobber

A wrestling term that a wrestler who beat jobbers, was beaten in turn by other wrestlers.

Sasha Banks and Bayley were examples of Glorified Jobbers. They beat up jobbers, then get beat up by others.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 3, 2018

Globing

When the chick is using both her hands in a spherical, globe-like shape, during a blowjob. Going the extra mile, involving the boner and scrotum throughout the process.

Grant was too drunk to finish last night until Holly started globing him, which led to a quick climax.

by Gokkun September 30, 2019