Gloria Velez

The most beautiful model/video dancer/rapper/latina to ever walk the earth do yo thang girl

Gloria Velez was in the Jay-Z video Big Pimpin

by NEK2006 August 9, 2006

Gorgax

Someone who is very weak, unstable, and very confused with his sexuality.

I was playing nexustk and this dude went all Gorgax on me.

by Kru McMugger September 19, 2009

gorgable

Being both gorgeous and adorable, often in reference to something/someone too cute for words.

That child was simply gorgable!

by Wayne Blumstengel January 2, 2009

Gloria Jean's

A cafe chain ala starbucks. Invented in America but failed, bought by Australian's that use it as a business front / cash cow for the Money Worship weird religious cult Hillsong. They server reasonably priced watery coffee and inedible over priced snacks.

Let's go to Gloria Jean's...
No I don't want to give my money to Hillsong, let's go to a decent coffee shop instead

by Smithlerman September 1, 2011

Gloria V. Ruiz

A name you call a person who is extremely strict and is evil to everyone. This includes having EXTREME mood swings and tend to be considered bitches or bipolar. They also won't let anyone get their point across and believe that even though something's not true just because they feel it's true it has to be true and the other person becomes a liar. They also put themselves to be very Godly and honest person but when something goes the wrong way they turn into their real bitchy-ass selves. They like to act like a teenager, by wearing their kids clothes and trying to cover up their gray hair. They also tend to get drunk and then get pissed off about it when people bring it up cuz she knows she was acting like a drunk ass fool.

Gloria V. Ruiz is the fakest bitch ever.

by your mom fool February 19, 2010

gorgan splatter

A non-toxic splattering substance. A splatter from the habitual gorgan family. Unlike other splatters the gorgan is known for splattering on it's own will. They usually come in the bakers dozen and have been found on Madagascar with swarms of 3 foot long ants marching around them as if they were sacred.

Oh man! My gorgan splattered everywhere!

by T-Jayzel June 17, 2004

gorgamatrix

A word used as a placeholder to sound more intelligent or slightly less insane.

"Obviously you fail to see the fundimental failure in the gorgamatrix of this problem"

by ERBS March 3, 2005