gastastic

one who is full of gas and continuously makes large noises from either orifice.

Wow Will! You have some loud burps! You are gastastic!!!

by light urple May 4, 2007

Glastonbury Shower

using moist towelettes as a replacement for running water. so-called due to its popularity at music festivals (particularly at Glastonbury due to the fact that it will inevitably rain causing everyone and everything to become caked in mud and sewage)
similar to the Glasgow shower except that the dirt is actually removed rather than covered up with deodorant

after a hard night filled with partying and substance abuse, followed by sleeping in a damp sweaty tent, a quick Glastonbury Shower provides a much-needed 'burst of freshness'

by D-Bizz December 14, 2006

Gaston

Gaston sc .a small town full of murders gangs drugs pimps prostitutes and salvage car lots a modern day Masonic dump full of inbreds liars The town liar Calvert lives their .

Gaston its where the Meth is.

by 927156617Boreworms July 30, 2018

gastroenteritis

Inflammation of the intestines and stomach.

"I have to take it easy because the doctor said I have gastroenteritis."

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

Glastroenteritis

The state of being jealous that one of your friends is attending Glastonbury festival and you're not.

Man 1: You look awful...everything ok?

Man 2: I'll be fine, just coming down with a bit of Glastroenteritis.

Man 1: I had that once, it's the worst. Have you tried reading articles about how much it's going to rain? It's the only thing that made me feel better.

by rormcgror July 1, 2015

gastric kickstand

a resounding fart that announces more to come.

Karl's gastric kickstand caused those familiar with his bowels to evacuate the building.

by HD Shell October 11, 2004

glastras

dirty, filthy wog that loves the big, black cock

"ew, look at that glastras"

by miliopet2017 November 25, 2013