o'glark

Formal way of saying o'clock, usually with an accent

Zoom meeting tomorrow at 11 o'glark

by EvanKnish January 20, 2022

glargle

An exclamation of surprise and dismay.

You want how much for that CD? Glargle!

by laurens10 January 27, 2007

glampse

Short for glamourous

She is looking well glampse today

by kipzonderkop November 30, 2013

Hogan Glare

The blank, but critical thinking stare from a swindler trying to find an excuse, a way around a situation, or a reason not to kill you in order to escape a consentration camp. Made famous by Colonel Hogan (Bob Crane)in the famous late 60s show "Hogan's Heros."

Hey Sal, I think that guy is looking over here with a Hogan Glare. I think we are going to have to kick his ass.

by Timeh Van Sulli February 2, 2009

glampire

Commonly inferred as a metrosexual (or, in some cases, sexually confused) vampire, the term is more popularly linked to Edward Cullen from the Twilight Series. Meaning, glampires are inherently gay and drive stakes through their asses.

Blade: What the fuck, vampires aren't supposed to SPARKLE!

Edward: Oh no honey, I'm a glampire. I rock the glitter and it's FABULOUS. I don't bite my victims, but I do recommend tasteful color schemes for their homes, as well as feng shui tips.

by Stephenie Meyer is a fail April 7, 2009

Glapion

furry little creature found on the east coast of the US. Normally invisible to the naked eye yet has been spotted in Burger King parking lots or in front of day care centers.

1SG: Where is Private Dickface?

Squad Leader: I don't know 1SG. I guess he decided not to come to formation today.

1SG: So basically you're telling me he pulled a Glapion?

Squad Leader: Roger that!

by supa dupa paratroopa May 20, 2008

Glarf

upon stepping up or down a step/curb, one only places a portion of their foot on the ledge and once full pressure of the body is applied, the foot slips down in a speedy fashion; therefore completing a "glarf".

"oh Leroy, did u see that stupid fuck just glarf on the curb walking into wal-mart!?!"

by tim downard December 9, 2008