Glazed Bagel

The act of ejaculating on a woman's behind as she lies on her stomach, then rubbing the ejaculate across her butt cheeks with the tip of your penis. The end result being that her butt cheeks are covered in a glaze which depending on nationality may in fact resemble a glazed plain bagel.

As Julie lie on the bed near the window, John stood in awe as the glazed bagel he had just given Julie was twinkling in the moonlight ever so beautifully.

by SquirrelPimp May 7, 2014

Glazed

When someone talks to you for a long period of time, and not being able to get away from it.

Hey John did you just get glazed by Tom?
Yeah i did, he talked non stop for 15 minutes, and i could not get away from it.

by TheRealCM18 August 7, 2011

Graced

Blessed with presence, or gave favor to.

"Its about time I graced you with my presence"

by Arthur L March 21, 2006

glazed doughnut

When having anal sex and you pull out of the anal cavity and ejaculates on the anus and it gets crusty without telling your sexual partner

I secretly gave that chick a glazed doughnut last night

by glaizer January 21, 2015

Glazed

1.Getting way way way too stoned. example: can't answer your cell phone, remember your middle name, or figure out who's at the front door.

2. being so stoned, the only thing you can do it just sit and chill. example: the effects of smoking too much Portland Weed, trying not to be Portland Bored.

3. a phrase first uttered infamously by Johnny Five

Otto: "wow man. i was good after the first rip. how much did we end up smoking?"

John: "about an eigth"

Otto: " shit man, i am glazed"

by Alpha Cleezy August 18, 2006

glazed-donut effect

The subtle, peri-oral, scented crust that developes after a long night of oral sexual activity

dude! clean up yer face!
hell no! I'm gonna enjoy THIS glazed-donut effect... growin' a moustache next...

by YAWA March 8, 2020

glazed

high, stoned

He was glazed during class.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003