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pussy-grabber

A self-confessed sex offender; a man who gropes, kisses, or touches female genitals and other body parts without consent and then brags about it.

A pussy-grabber deludes himself into thinking his groping is welcome by 'any woman' due to his status (such as wealth, power, or fame) and that even women who are married should submit to his sexual advances.
A few quotes from a pussy-grabber ~

"I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait."

"When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything...grab them by the pussy...anything."

"I moved on her and I failed. I'll admit it. I did try and fuck her. She was married."
by Rex Tyrannosaur December 30, 2016
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grabber

Chest pain caused by heart disease marked by the death or damage of heart muscle due to insufficient blood supply to the heart.
Jim drank, smoked, and ate bacon every day, now he's dead from a grabber.
by Mark683 November 16, 2006
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ankle grabber

when either a guy or girl is standing up, and they bend over and grab their ankles while recieving anal sex.
as long as there's lube and a condom, i'm an ankle grabber! oh, and hopefully something to bite down on.
by regina.is.smith June 30, 2007
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Gabbert Moment

When you do something so incredibly stupid it boggles the mind.

(Reference to the Missouri quarterback in the 2010 Insight Bowl between the Missouri Tigers and Iowa Hawkeyes. With 3 minutes left in the game and Missouri winning, the Missouri quarterback threw the ball directly to an Iowa Hawkeye resulting in a run back for a touchdown and an Iowa win)
Dude, did you see that? Instead of throwing the ball out of bounds, that quarterback threw the ball directly to the opposing player!

Yeah, sucks to be him. He had a Gabbert moment.
by B. Gabbert January 8, 2011
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Box Grabber

Anyone who randomly grabs or touches vaginas that don't belong to them, ususally a male.
- "Next time I run across across a box grabber, I'm gonna punch them in the balls in return."

-"We madeout and I totally wanted to fool around him, then he messed it up by displaying his box grabbing ways. No respectable girl would go home with a box grabber."
by Baxie84 February 8, 2008
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Headline Grabber

A headline grabber is a person who is a HUGE attention seeker. If they are in some kind of trouble, ill, had an argument, or are bored, you'll know about it. And so will everyone else. People that can be legitimately titled "Headline Grabber" are;
1) Those that cut themselves and make sure everyone sees the wounds as they stare melodramatically into the distance
2)Those that think they "might be pregnant" all the time
3) Anyone who goes out wearing PVC trousers or a string vest
4)People who have got "such a headache" every time you speak to them, and the "stupid doctors" can't work it out
5)People who "just can't talk about it- no, don't make me! I can't tell you, it's too horrible"
6) Girls that tell their male friends that their boyfriend is a bastard, and then get them to start on him- only to declare undying love for him a few moments after the drama has subsided
"Ignore Shaz in her stupid PVC trousers and string vest. She thinks she's pregnant again. Fucking headline grabber"

"Look at those emo kids with their trendy arm slashes. Headline grabbers; let's hiss at them!"
by MagickDio March 15, 2010
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Globbernoodle

A Globbernoodle is what you would call the aftermath of male genitals after an orgasm. Simply put, it's a jizz stained penis. Globber meaning semen, and noodle meaning limp dick.
1) Okay babe, you can pull your globbernoodle out already.
2) I'll be right back, I have to clean this globbernoodle up before I get it everywhere.
by Mr.Ection April 1, 2022
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