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girth vader

A very obese fan at a Star Wars convention wearing a Darth Vader helmet with voice changer.
Look at the fat ass over there in the Darth Helmet. That must be Darth's larger brother, 'girth vader'
by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009
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Girth of Squaps

A group or pack of 3 or more fat people, usually surrounding an eatery, or any social event pertaining to food.
That Girth of Squaps is eating all the ice cream!
by Panamajoe June 27, 2011
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Girther

Someone who does not believe heath statistics promulgated by the government
Look at him chow down, now way he weighs an ounce under 239, Have you read any of the Girther blogs?
by Lewdster May 3, 2018
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Girthy

James Millsop is girthy between his legs.
by PJFizzle April 18, 2010
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Girthday

Similar to a birthday, except instead of celebrating the day a man was born, he celebrates the day in which his penis reached its maximum girth.
Hey ladies!! Today is my girthday, and i was hoping you'd celebrate with me by letting me go deep inside! Whaddaya say?
by MikeyB1980 January 16, 2014
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Girth

1. Girth is the circumference of a cylindrical object.

2. Is often used to describe the thickness of someones penis.

3. Can be refered to as a scent in which homosexual men or straight women may like to get slapped across their neck or can lead to their "Girth" getting sucked which results in spraying some lovely juices into their mouth.
1. Wow check the girth of that <insert cylindrical object>.
Examples could include fruit pastles packet, a finger or a pipe.

2. Holy crap did you see Johnny give Girth to Sally last night, that shit is extreme.

3. Shit man did you see him/her get some of Calvin Kleins Girth Slapped into his/her mouth yesterday. I watched it on the net it was fucked up! He has some girth and the Jesus Juice went all over his/her chest!!
by Darren McWilliam March 2, 2008
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girther movement

After President Donald J. Trump's first annual physical as President of the United States the Physician announced that Donald Trump's weight was 239 pounds. The girther movement was born out of disbelief that his stated weight was so low and people believed that there was a cover-up hiding his real weight. If he was hiding his real weight, it was likely the other results were also questionable; specifically his mental state.
The White House Physician announced that Trump weighed 239 pounds, and the girther movement was born.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018
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