innocent bitch

unlike a bitch who knows that she is a bitch and acts like one ,an innocent bitch will act like a bitch but won't admit to her wrongdoings and will continue to act all good and nice.

pete: i hear miranda is nice .
steve: she hates me coz i talk to her crush,picked a fight with me over a stapler.started going all superior on me .
pete: really, what an innocent bitch!

by magicbandit May 10, 2016

Innocent Highstander

N. A person/people who doesn't/don't smoke marijuana at a party while many others are.

Misti and I decided to be the innocent highstanders while everyone else got high.

by DeBailey December 7, 2010

Innocent smoothie

Whilst indulging in anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea, you secretly ejaculate into their anus without telling them. The resulting mix of semen and faeces juice produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent smoothie.

"Dood, I nailed her in the butt and she sprayed an innocent smoothie all over the sheets!"

by Sodafreek November 6, 2009

Protect The Innocent

The greatest trance song ever, by "The Matrix". Remixed by Cream Team. Playing it gives a 100% sucess rate of getting someone in the mood to go out.

Hey it's wednesday, sort me out with a beer and whack The Matrix on, need to get in the mood for ziggy's

by Bot_40 October 1, 2004

destiny is innocent

Destiny Rose is the most innocent person ever. She is often framed for not being innocent but that is either a lie or photoshop. Those people are just jealous of how innocent she is.

"Destiny is innocent af."

by Dessssrose May 16, 2017

Finnocent

A term used to reflect the legal and moral standpoint of an individual who is able to stand tall and proud in the face of adversity and shout "Did I really deserve that?" When all around you appears lost, insignificant and unobtainable......when in your heart of hearts you know that you've been dealt a bad hand.....and, when you can look deep, deep within yourself and clearly profess to being not guilty........then, and only then, draw a breath and shout "I'M FINNOCENT".

"Hey Dave, I can't believe it. Not only has the missus just left me..............she's now shacked up with my bestmate.

"No way Jim, that's totally out of order. You're sooooo FINNOCENT".

"Tell me about it, what a wounder".

by Anthony Munday August 2, 2007

innocent Christian groupie

A groupie who is innocent and Christian. This groupie is not an untalented slut who sleeps with a band or artist. They are innocent and Christian. Hence the name.

Jenn is such an innocent, Christian groupie!

by Jenn March 19, 2005