Gilbert Garfield

Gilbert Garfield is the name of an ARG (Alternate Reality Game)

Person 1: 'Hey, have you heard of Gilbert Garfield?'
Person 2: 'Who?'
Person 1: 'Gilbert Garfield is an ARG of Garfield, But he's cursed as HELL!'
Person 2: 'Okay..?'

by Furrop October 1, 2022

gilbert clothing

A Colorado clothing company that specializes in designer apparel.

a: "Hey dude, I need some new clothes"
b: "Well then get some sweet Gilbert Clothing"

by Gilbert Clothing September 28, 2006

Gilbert, AZ

(n) Pronounced; Gil-bear
Gilbert, AZ is located southeast of Phoenix and is the largest town in the US, because they refuse to take the name of city. On average, Gilbert has a Howie-Rating of 7 out of 8. Depending on the day and amount of women on the streets. Has semi-frenchinese roots and is home to Luis Gonzalez.

I'm goin down to Gilbert, AZ man. How bout you?

by Howie II September 22, 2007

Gilbert School

In Winsted, it is the only high school that actually belongs to the damn town. There is another, better school in Winsted, but raggies aren't allowed in. Gilbert is your basic hole of hell, where there are some cool people but enough gay ass regulations and retards and not enough money to separate "us" from "them." It isn't the worst school in America, but it's up there. So far, nobody has been stabbed in school. Oh, and the Gilbert Yellowjackets suck at everything. Especially Football. People who go to Gilbert range from awesome to total douchebag.

Punk-ass prep from Nwew Hartford: You go to Gilbert School? Eww, I need to wash my hands!

Gilbertian: "SHAZAM!" *kicks the prep*

by Fartlick Nutsniffer October 14, 2008

gilbert nudity

Incidental nudity. Nudity in situations not intended to be sexual. Such as a woman on a ladder changing a lightbulb, or doing her taxes. A favorite of Gilbert Gottfried, for whom it is named.

A woman vacuuming naked?!? That is some perfect Gilbert nudity!

by Lily White Lilith April 18, 2018

Gilbert snatch n jerk

When the Adonis Johnny Bravo chiseled from the finest marble by the hands of Michelangelo himself. Descends down a snatches up the bird you spent all night trying to pull and leaves you with your dick in your hand. Smelling of shame and defeat your only option is to now head home and jerk off to some old pictures of Betty White.

Dude, I was trying to pull this chick all night and got totally Gilbert snatch n jerked.

by Cuddlepuddle69 February 14, 2022

gilbert blythe

a boy who is just perfect. He is sweet, hardworking, brave, smart, accepting of anyone, and is just the cutest. (from anne with an e, but originally from a book series called anne of green gables)

Gilbert Blythe is my ideal boyfriend.

by Shmart dude August 8, 2018