goomba

Derived from Italian, meaning close friend, or accomplice, mentor. Actually spelled Goombah.

He was a goombah to me.

by Goom-ba November 3, 2003

goomba stamp

The mushroom print embedded in one's forehead left from a circumcised penis smashing down with brutal force. The magnitude of velocity leaves a goomba resembling impression.

I was teabagging Priscilla last night and after I busted on her sweet tits I gave her slutty ass a goomba stamp kid!

by Tha Wall November 28, 2006

ruby gloom

A cute little girl going by the name of Ruby Gloom, is a character created by Roman Dirge. She lives aparently alone in her mansion, and enjoys riding her tricycle on the roof.
Her first book, Keys to Happiness, gives some old quotes with a twist.

Merchandised as: stickers, badges, bags, push toys, books, notespads, stationary, keyrings, posters...

"Misery loves company--but watch out, she can also be very annoying."

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life July 13, 2005

goomba

1: a weak enemy in almost all Mario Games. Have tendancies to die when pressure is applyed to the head.
2:An ethnic slurr for italian americans

1: goomba. jump on its friggin head
2:Fat tony, the "mobster" is such a friggin goomba

by ProfessorDollar99 November 20, 2003

Ghooty

A butt that is extremely Ghetto, maintaining a certain hourglass form and shape.

Dang Kelsey, you got a Ghooty!

by trainingwolves September 4, 2010

Goomba Felten

A man who has the Smallest head in the whole world.

''Wow did you see that guy?'' ''His head was almost as small as Goomba Felten's''.

by Lukevdp28 February 22, 2011

Gloom Lifter

An activity, usually a long drive to coast, that is taken to relieve the gloom of every day life. Used to lift the spirits, get out of the house, get away from the tv / console and hide from responsibilities.

There is fuck all on tv, the wife is constantly nagging, the baby is crying and the dog has puked on the carpet. Bollocks to the world, I'm taking a long gloom lifter. I will return when I can once again see a purpose to life.

by normanstanleyfletcher July 2, 2016