Gerken Tea Bag

Sex position when you stretch a persons anus then dip your testicles inside, keep them there for about 15 seconds then take them out and make the person suck your nuts

"Dude you know what a Tea Bag is?" -Matt
"Yeah!!!" -Connor
"Well theirs a weird gross version of the Tea Bag." -Matt
"Whats it called??" -Connor
"Nuts+Anus-Shit+Mouth= Gerken Tea Bag..." -Matt
"Ohh tell me more" -Connor

by Verrrrry Chilll September 14, 2011

jerkin the gerkin

Slang For Masturbating}

I caught him jerkin the gerkin

by Bulgon Busto February 5, 2017

gerkinjerkin

the art of male masturbation!!! (gerkin being small pickle)

I caught little johnny with a playboy gerkinjerkin again.

by VINNY125125 November 21, 2009

Gerky

When something is gerky fr

"Ayo this shit gerky no kizzy!!"

by cornball_123 October 29, 2021

perkin gerkin

An erect penis. A plump pickle.

"Sally could tell I liked her cuz she snuck a quick peek at my perkin gerkin"

by ack February 9, 2005

gerkin

Small, of less size or value

Your weiner is gerkin.

by Tom Ato March 9, 2005

gerked

adj. Being "high" on caffeine, to the point of incoherent annoying babbling and random hyperactivity and/or spacing out externally while mentally the mind is moving with incredible speed.

1. Man, after 10 XTZs I'm fucking gerked.

2. Hey dude, lay off the fucking Teas. You're gerked out of your mind right now.

by (L-CA) June 11, 2006