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Gauntlet

A man with a purpose. He will give you his heart and do without. If you find a man with the name Gaunlet never let him go......loving, caring, understanding, romantic, extremely great in bed.

Gauntlet will go the extra extra mile for you......ladies.....get yourself a man with the name Gauntlet!
Gauntlet is a fun and loving individual.
by T.M.H. October 21, 2018
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sesh gauntlet

Going on rogue seshes that are likely to test the strength of lesser friendships.
We run the sesh gauntlet and passed again!
by NST747 July 1, 2021
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Gauntlets are broken

EVERTHING IS TRUE AND STUPID. DAMAGE OR GIMPS. I THINK YOU MEAN DAMAGE AMD GIMPS.
The gauntlets are broken.
by Whitedwarf October 13, 2020
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DA GAUNTLET TEST

A GRIFFIN GANG TEAM TEST TRADITION CREATED BY SOME ANONYMOUS GRIFFIN THAT ROBERT MICHAEL GRIFFIN HAD TO PULL THREW AND NOBODY KNEW TILL IT NEVER ENDS AND IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS...🪵🪓
"BIG Milo I FINALLY FINISHED DA GAUNTLET TEST, THAT WAS EASY KID. I ONLY DIED 3 TIMES!!"
by anonymous July 31, 2024
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ROBOT GAUNTLET

THE EVER-INCREASING NUMBER OF ROBOTS YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH WHEN ATTEMPTING TO GET A HUMAN BEING TO TALK TO ON THE PHONE.
I CAN NO LONGER TOLERATE THE ROBOT GAUNTLET I HAVE TO ENDURE WHENEVER I CALL ANY BUSINESS.
by MadmanMichael September 23, 2020
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To run the gauntlet

To run the gauntlet is when you take on a very risky task which may result in injury, physical or verbal abuse, ridicule or shame. It can sometimes be played as a dare or challenge especially after consuming a large quantity of alcohol. If all goes wrong the consequences can be quite brutal to either yourself, someone else or a business or organisation i.e loss of a busineses reputation or a significant fall from grace. However, if all goes right then it installs a sense of pride and relief, though regardless of the result it will be a lesson learned and the task will never be repeated.
1) When playing spin the bottle and someone chooses the dare and thay have to run the gauntlet through a busy shopping centre in their birthday suit, without being caught.

2) When a company director has to face the board of shareholders and has to explain why the company is failing and what he/she/they are going to about it:

Colleague: "the shareholders are ready to see you now"
Director: "right! time to run the gauntlet, wish me luck!"
by Britney Sparkles June 2, 2025
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nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025
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