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Gammon

Gammon (noun) is a thicker cut of pork that's similar to bacon. Its pinkish flesh reminds one of the florid complexion of a certain demographic of boomer white males, angry about foreigners, angry about immigrants, angry about young people, angry about... I dunno... Bounty Bars being smaller than they used to be. They often read the Daily Mail and probably play golf in all-male clubs while the "little lady" remains at home cooking. You know you've met a gammon because they'll tell you you're being racist against white people. Also: gammony (adj)
Blimey, Nigel was ranting on about immigration again yesterday. He is such a gammon.
by CurmudgeonRocket April 22, 2021
mugGet the Gammonmug.

saggy gammons

abnormally large/slack labia.
shit dude, she had some badass saggy gammons, literally touching her knees!!!
by sloncher November 22, 2011
mugGet the saggy gammonsmug.

Gammon

That gammon was convicted of grooming

The dirty gammon lives on the corner

Your dad is a gammon

Rbt CH
by Rbt CH September 1, 2022
mugGet the Gammonmug.

back gammon player

A term to refer to homosexual males (gay men). Made popular in 1811.

Also written as “backgammon player”.

This is term has declined in usage.
Is Johnny a back gammon player?
by Oh Relief December 1, 2024
mugGet the back gammon playermug.

drew gammon

he is normally a very sweet, funny, and respectful person. he is also a very attractive person. he’s a little on the short side, but still very lovable.
OMG did you hear about the new kid drew gammon? yeah he’s super chill and funny!
by Daremia March 12, 2021
mugGet the drew gammonmug.

Cognitive gammonance

Where gammons can link any subject to something they hate no matter how unrelated.
Headline: High energy particle seen zooming towards earth. "Probably Harry and Meghan rushing to their next interview". - cognitive gammonance
by Chippy De Chip March 12, 2021
mugGet the Cognitive gammonancemug.

harley gammon

harley gammon is the most coolist person that you will ever come upon, he is v ery athletic and good looking with a massive downstairs, he is very kindhearted with many friends.........he shows a big love towards the baba g
by mr writethetime March 8, 2022
mugGet the harley gammonmug.

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