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funnel tunnel

When you insert a funnel into your woman's ass and then proceed to pour different colored marbles into it. You then perform anal sex on your lady to mix them up. You and your buddies can then place bets on which color she'll squeeze out first.
Damn homey, I lost 50 bucks playing funnel tunnel with that new chick. I should have picked blue!
by Casual Agent April 28, 2006
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Funnel Chair

A chair that has been modified with a funnel in the seat and a hose.Thus making it a toilet with a persons mouth on the end of the hose.The person sitting on the funnel chair then proceeds to urinate and defaecate into funnel and down the hose into the other persons mouth.
I just saw a video called Funnel Chair where this dude sat under this chair and ate some girls piss and shit
by Nibiru33 March 10, 2010
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Funnel Face

Those with severe lack of a jaw-line and neck. A condition where the bottom of the face siphons into the body seamlessly.

Typically a pudgy half-man, the more arrogant of the breed try to disguise with a thin (often near invisible) beard line to simulate an actual jaw.
"Did you hear the funnel faced kid died? I heard it was because the centrifugal force of the load he sucked from the teacher was like a semen bullet that blew through the bottom of his stomach."
by phantompoop06 February 16, 2010
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Funce

Had fun once.
"Oh yeah I remember that, I funced. "
by RTcunninglinguistics June 29, 2017
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funcle

a funcle is a fun uncle.
Funcles contract syphillis more than regular uncles
by seanscape September 2, 2005
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fundelein

a semi-derogatory, totally ironic nickname used to refer to the town of mundelein, illinois. the town is notorious for having absolutely nothing fun to do (see: mundeslime), and therefore the only amount of fun any teenage resident ever has in mundelein most likely involves substance abuse, bon fires, hanging out in people's garages, and garage hopping.
when i move into my apartment in the city, i'm really gonna miss fundelein...NOT!
by b3n d0v3r June 19, 2008
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beer funnel

A device conisisting of a funnel with a long hose attached.It is used by pouring the beer into the funnel carefully as not to foam it up.Release the excess from the hose again carefully this time not spill any beer.Then you take an put the hose in your mouth an hope like hell you can chug alot of cold beer.
I own three beer funnels.

That dude funneled like 20 beers that nite.
by Eckstahsee December 19, 2003
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