fudgesicle

After having dirty anal sex the male inserts this shit covered penis into the woman's mouth for a good stick cleaning

Frank gave Sally a fudgesicle last night!

by AnalMud February 12, 2022

Fudgesicle

When you shit your pants and pop a boner at the same time

Damn he scared me so bad I got a fudgesicle

by THEpenisman69420666 October 21, 2022

FUDGEPACKER

A term used in Angry Kid (by Aardman Studios) when Darren (Angry Kid) pretends to have tourettes in the car when David Holt (dad) drives somewhere with him.

"Nah dad, Tourettes Syndrome, when you can't stop yourself from saying things you balded fudgepacker!!"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!"

by Aardman April 13, 2023

Baldy Fudgepacker

1) Someone who is baldy and indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so. Often called Menza.

2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution

3) The opperator of the above machine.

I'm a baldy fudgepacker, I pack baldy fudge in boxes.

by Baldy Fudgepacker November 28, 2019

Silly Fudgesicle

When you put a tampon in your asshole and shit into it.

Hey Jason, do you have any snacks?
Well, I do have a “Silly Fudgesicle”.
*rips shitty tampon from asshole*
EW JASON WTF!!!

by pinkbandit315 May 10, 2021

sneezing fudgesicle juice

when an adult is throwing a full on tantrum, screaming, slamming things, possibly crying; akin to a tantrum expected from an infant or toddler (a tantrum in which said infant or toddler was eating a fudgesicle just prior to becoming upset, so they drool and sneeze mucous mixed with the melted fudgesicle, thus fudgesicle juice.

The woman's grocery cart barely tapped the door of his Mercedes, and the guy went nutzo... screaming, and crying so hard I thought he was gonna start sneezing fudgesicle juice.

also used preemptively...
Hey, calm down now before you start cryin' so hard you're sneezing fudgesicle juice.

by KlausXXXPro January 1, 2023

Juarez fudgesicle

The act of hooking up with a border hopper in a hot car proceeding to stick it in her/his ass to create a layer of shit on your shaft.

“Yo E, come down to El Paso so we can hit some latinas with a Juarez fudgesicle.”

by Hype beast11 April 8, 2024