frozen poop

I found a piece of frozen poop in my igloo today
by Scryb Sprite February 27, 2016
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Frozen scrat

The act of freezing a dead squirl and using it as a sex toy.
Hey Bill I gave Carla a frozen scrat last night she loved it!
by Cessna blow me October 31, 2015
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Frozen alligator

When one takes a Viagra pill, becomes erect, and sticks the weiner in a cooler/freezer for a short time. Then, after the cooling, the subject pushes their pleasure stick behind their legs, resembling a tail, and receives oral.
Me: I was so stoked when my girl agreed to do a frozen alligator with me!
Colin: How was that even possible??
by ZTM March 17, 2014
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Frozen Jim

The act of pissing in a condom and freezing it, then having a female masturbate with it while it is frozen.
"Did you know that Rebecca was telling everyone at work that she used a frozen jim last night?"
by thatoneman42069 May 17, 2022
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frozen larry

when a girl takes a crap, freezes it and uses it as a dildo
"last night, jenna gave herself a frozen larry."
by art bradford September 22, 2007
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frozen eddie

the act of deficating into one's palm, being sure not to disturb the long, slender shape of the subject, placing it in a cold place, prefferably a freezer, waiting until the subject is rock solid, then feeding it into the anal entry of your lover (or one-night whore) and having he/she once again deficate the fecal matter out into thy oral entry, creating a split second momentary sensation of unparralled pleasure and bliss, followed by a revolting aftertaste
"pre-made frozen eddies, now availabe in the frozen food section at your local supermarket, from the makers of the klondike bar"
by Gimply August 24, 2003
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frozen orange

When one lesbian puts her hand into a bowl of ice water until it goes numb. Once achieved she then proceeds to fist her girlfriend. Doing this works in two ways: the fister can't feel a thing and the fistee experiences a frozen fist deep inside pussy.
"Baby, I am going to frozen orange you so much you're going to be shivering for a month."
by HoRiver March 08, 2009
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