ZTM's definitions

Frozen alligator

When one takes a Viagra pill, becomes erect, and sticks the weiner in a cooler/freezer for a short time. Then, after the cooling, the subject pushes their pleasure stick behind their legs, resembling a tail, and receives oral.

Me: I was so stoked when my girl agreed to do a frozen alligator with me!
Colin: How was that even possible??

by ZTM April 24, 2014

Oral Hershiser

The act of a girl (or guy, for all of you Lance Bass-type people) fellating a guy, and then having the guy defecating in the girl's mouth. This is not to be confused with Orel Hershiser, a former MLB pitcher and current analyst for ESPN.

Man, Sylvanta wanted me to just orgasm in her mouth, but I gave the Oral Hershiser instead.

by Z™ August 22, 2006