frictional statement

A non-legitimate assertion regarding force-impeding drag between two surfaces.

My supposedly-on-a-strict-sugar-free-diet cousin claimed dat its having taken him a longer-than-normal time to pedal to da hardware store and back was merely due to da bike's having stiff bearings and there being a strong headwind during part of da journey, but dat was obviously just a frictional statement dat he'd made up in an attempt to cover for da fact dat he had actually stopped at da candy store on his way back --- I happened to know dat da weather was dead-calm dat day, plus I had thoroughly greased and oiled said two-wheeler just a few days earlier.

by QuacksO January 1, 2022

Friction Fighter

A "Friction Fighter" is a person who fights the urge to flatulate in a business conference or public place. Friction fighters can be of any sex or race as long as they perform this action.

Kid: "Mommy, why did that guy in the suit have a smile on his face?"

Mom: "Princess, that man was a friction fighter."

by iTim2012 May 28, 2010

friction burn

When you wet check someone, and they are completely dry, so your hand gets a friction burn.

Savannah: Hey can I wet check you?
Lydia: Sure, but I’m a little dry!
Savannah: Owwwww, you gave my hand a friction burn!

by your_favorite_enemy February 23, 2024

Friction Tips

When 2 males rub skin to skin in a women’s vag sharing the same hole.

Hey bro, Do you want to come over and Friction Tips this evening?

This whore wants you and I to put both of our penises in the same hole.

by Urban Dictionary Guru00 March 15, 2020

Friction Force

It is the force between two surfaces in contact that acts in a direction opposite to the direction of motion and causes the object to slow down and stop.

The friction force on the floor is somehow strong.

by poggings32 May 28, 2022

Friction-Method

A method of ejaculating which involves a rapid movement of the pelvis up and down across a surface, usually a mattress, in underpants. This is also typically done while watching arousing content. The friction usually results in ejaculation.

Rico - Honestly I find the friction-method the easiest cause I have slow hands but a fast crotch.
Brock - Imagine your only method of busting one is becoming a human swing set you moron.
Rico - Don’t deny it till you try it g.

by Odyeon June 4, 2024

Snack-friction

The act of shaking a snack eg. Popcorn or M&M's back and forth in your hand in the hopes it will taste better.

Wow, that popcorn is so much better when you add a little snack-friction!

by Ivbnhrb4 November 10, 2010