Definitions by Kristiana

Blocked 

A female not getting what she wants.

If a nigga tell me “NO”…blocked!!!

Blocked by Kristiana August 26, 2022

oist 

Attractive. Derived from the word 'moist'. Used to describe an attractive person who makes you feel moist.

Retarded school boy #1: Wow, look at her...
Retarded school boy #2: ...oist...

oist by Kristiana January 11, 2008

shut the gate 

1. Game over.
2. Nothing more to add / say.

Retarded high school girl #1: I hope this dress looks good enough?
Retarded high school girl #2: Shut the gate! You look HOT!
Retarded high school girl #3: Yeah, tots.

shut the gate by Kristiana January 11, 2008

double friction 

1. Alternative word for 'fuck'.
2. Substitute swear word.

After hammering my thumb I yelled out "DOUBLE FRICTION" to avoid cussing.

double friction by Kristiana January 11, 2008

Be good and twirl 

A bid farewell. Originally referring to a hope that one encounters good fortune and that they are able to find time to play or twirl.

Kristiana: Be good and twirl!
Shaun: Be good and twirl!

Be good and twirl by Kristiana October 17, 2006

Double k 

adj. An emphasis of something occurring or having occurred that was predictably unpredictable and absolutely amusing.

Thashawna: Me, the Aussie and Jessica went to Muscle Beach and discovered some friendly randoms fire twirling, juggling and hula hooping. We joined in and when I called out to the Aussie to show off my hooping talent my boob did a peek-a-boo from behind my bikini...
Lena: Ha! Very kristiana
The Aussie: It was so funny!
Thashawna: No, it was very embarrassing. Okay, a little funny.
The Aussie: Especially when it happened again later.
Lena: Double k!

Double k by Kristiana October 17, 2006