Kristiana's definitions

Blocked

A female not getting what she wants.

If a nigga tell me “NO”…blocked!!!

by Kristiana August 26, 2022

Be good and twirl

A bid farewell. Originally referring to a hope that one encounters good fortune and that they are able to find time to play or twirl.

Kristiana: Be good and twirl!
Shaun: Be good and twirl!

by Kristiana October 17, 2006

Double k

adj. An emphasis of something occurring or having occurred that was predictably unpredictable and absolutely amusing.

Thashawna: Me, the Aussie and Jessica went to Muscle Beach and discovered some friendly randoms fire twirling, juggling and hula hooping. We joined in and when I called out to the Aussie to show off my hooping talent my boob did a peek-a-boo from behind my bikini...
Lena: Ha! Very kristiana
The Aussie: It was so funny!
Thashawna: No, it was very embarrassing. Okay, a little funny.
The Aussie: Especially when it happened again later.
Lena: Double k!

by Kristiana October 17, 2006

shut the gate

1. Game over.
2. Nothing more to add / say.

Retarded high school girl #1: I hope this dress looks good enough?
Retarded high school girl #2: Shut the gate! You look HOT!
Retarded high school girl #3: Yeah, tots.

by Kristiana January 11, 2008

oist

Attractive. Derived from the word 'moist'. Used to describe an attractive person who makes you feel moist.

Retarded school boy #1: Wow, look at her...
Retarded school boy #2: ...oist...

by Kristiana January 11, 2008

double friction

1. Alternative word for 'fuck'.
2. Substitute swear word.

After hammering my thumb I yelled out "DOUBLE FRICTION" to avoid cussing.

by Kristiana January 11, 2008