Friday

The day after Thursday and preceding Saturday. Also the day in which a 15 year old generally eats cereal for breakfast directly before going down to the bus stop. After that one conveniently forgets about the bus and then proceed to see one's friends driving by. Their car is nearly full but one still feels the need to make a decision on which seat to take, front or back. One then proceeds to drive around singing in autotune and dancing awkwardly. On Friday it is also very common to be extremely excited and to have a ball.

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards
I don’t want this weekend to end

by mexicandinosaur March 29, 2011

anime Friday

An action done past 8pm on fridays where you get on call with some of da Bois(on discord) and one of you streams nsfw anime.

Girlfriend: do you wanna watch a movie tonight
Boyfriend: nah sorry it's anime Friday today

by Chris(that's it) December 10, 2021

friberg

A typical perverted young man who enjoys hentai and masturbating during school. He doesn't even clean up and doesn't give a SHIT when the teacher notices him fondling his phallus.

Teacher: "friberg, stop fuckin jacking off"
Friberg: *fap fap fap*

by mystake October 24, 2011

boy howdy it's friday

Common greeting given on Friday, the traditional end of the working week. Used to express the feeling of intense relief and anticipation that comes on the verge of the glorious weekend.

"Boy the fuck howdy, it's friday."

by the hated milk machine March 1, 2005

Fuckin' Friday

An excuse for taking part in an abnormal, surprising, or otherwise strange activity due to the stress relief and joy of the week being complete on a Friday night.

1. George: "Dude, what the Hell are you riding a scooter around town with a pizza at midnight for?!!"

You: "It's Fuckin' Friday, George. It's Fuckin' Friday."

2. George: "Why the Hell are you going to jump off of that bridge dude?!!"

You: "It's Fuckin' Friday, George. It's Fuckin' Friday."

by IKatD June 14, 2010

black friday

The day after Thanksgiving, traditionally the first day of the Christmas season and the busiest shopping day of the year. Called "Black Friday" because of the massive profits retailers rake in, recording them in black as opposed to red which denotes losses.

"I'm going shopping at 10 this morning"
"It's black friday, everything will already be gone!"

by Ars gratia artis December 7, 2013

friday night knowledge

Knowledge of, or pertaining to, types of alcohol, drink recipes, locations of parties and/or the best clubs in town. Also known as drunken education.

John: Damn man, Rick knows the names of all the drinks I describe, and can tell me the clubs where they make them the best!
Randy: Yeah, he's got quite a bit of Friday Night Knowledge

by Mr. Universe February 18, 2008