Ferdingo

Feces and/or the act of defecation.

He took a mighty ferdingo in a bag, put it on my porch and set it on fire.

by Alan Dick April 5, 2004

slimy ass bottom feeding sack chasing hoe

A slimy ass bottom feeding sack chasing hoe is almost exactly what it sounds like with a few more bad habits, mostly female in gender they will look into your families eyes and lie about anything and then tell you something completely different. They usually have very bad hygiene and will suck a giant bag of genitals for any amount of meth and definitely steals from her family and wouldn't hesitate to steal your shit..

Hey bro that's that tweaking dirty slimy ass bottom feeding sack chasing hoe that broke in and jacked your bluray player and then tried to sell it back to me isn't her name creepy crotch?

by TheGoSpeL February 3, 2014

feeding the hermit crab

a paticularly stinky chore, especially if you haven't cleaned the cage in a while.

dad:get to feeding the hermit crab!
Kid: eeewww is that crab poop? I didnt know crabs pooped....yuck!

by Lei Lei January 11, 2009

feeding his duck

Giving him a hand-job, jacking him off, manually stimulating him

On their first date, she ended up feeding his duck.

by I<3UrbanDictionary March 10, 2010

Feeding The Crow

The act of doing nothing to keep yourself healthy or doing things that will bring you closer to death. (you know the crow is on your shoulder, but you feed it instead of fight it)

He's just feeding the crow by over dosing like that.

If you don't take the medicine the doctor gave to you for your heart condition you are feeding the crow.

by Trentd_c February 22, 2011

Feeding the tabby

To feed the tabby is to drink milk and then soon after swirl the milky liquid inside of the vagina until thoroughly satisfied. Or one member passes out.
Typically a British euphemism.

"Fucking hell, mate. She fancied me giving her "tabby" 'a' feeding."
"Pal, her fanny's is rotten enough! Weirdly, I could sense she was the kind for Feeding the tabby."
*high five*

by glutenfreetoes June 7, 2014

Goose Feeding

An alternate definition for funneling a beer. Tamed geese are fed by tubes being placed down their throats to pump corn and other sources of food into their stomachs. However, from now on, when you want to funnel a beer, you refer to it as Goose Feeding.

Are we goose feeding tonight? I'm down to get some beers in me.

Who wants to feed the goose!?

by Mike Scenery November 24, 2011