Fortress of Stupitude

the impenetrable shell in which dwell people who's superstitious beliefs and/or antiquated opinions are unswayed by science, evidence, and irrefutable proof.

Don't bother trying to explain evolution to that guy. I've tried for years. Even our college professors gave up. He's listened to too much Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh and watched too much Fox News. Now he lives in a Fortress of Stupitude.

by hmcdesq February 19, 2015

Pink Fortress

A "pink fortress" is a vagina, quite simple really.

Tyrone: "Yo I got let in Cindy's pink fortress last night!"

Jamal: "That's neat!"

by Syringe Gun Enjoyer November 30, 2024

fortressed

1) to block all comers, an emotional moat, a land bridge with a false door, to Elba island oneself, to prevent all well intentioned youths from penetrating, to throw Helen out and burn the horse.

Tim's persistence and tenacity came to naught when his love crashed against her fortressed ramparts.

by Jonathan Ming February 25, 2011

Attacking her pink fortress

To attack one's pink fortress is to have vaginal intercourse, or if you don't know, the act of shoving one's penis into her vagina

Past tense: Attacked her pink fortress

Tyrone: "Yo, what you doin' wit' Cindy, man?"

Leshawn: "Attacking her pink fortress"

by Syringe Gun Enjoyer November 30, 2024

team fortress 2

amazing game, it's free on steam and very fun

a: bro wanna go play team fortress 2 b: sure, why not

by TF2aficionado May 27, 2024

Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 is the greatest hat collecting simulator of all time. It was originally released by Valve in 2007, and still maintains a strong player-base to this day.

Team Fortress 2 is one of the best free-to-play games out there. If you have Steam, you should definitely give it a try.

by This is my handle okay July 29, 2025

Danish Fortress

When a group of people gets naked together and lieths down together preferably on the floor. Should be a equal amount of girls and boys, and 5+.

White fly guy - Hey, there's shit to do!
Random - Yea i feel you man!
White fly guy - So let's hit up some danish fortress?
Tool - no imma pass today!

by valpo swede November 19, 2011