Fontained

Getting physically destroyed, or getting seriously injured by a person or in an accident.

Holy fuck did you see him get hit by that car? He just got fontained

A sentenced used in the movie the babysitter

by Mrfarty January 2, 2020

Fontenot

Loud, charismatic, bold coon-ass. They will fight you; then drink a beer with you. Easy to aggravate. Hard to manipulate. Most likely from Lafayette, Louisiana. A great friend to have.

Fontenot whipped dat boys ass; den drank a a beer with him. Dat crazy coonass.

by AshleyThibodeaux May 8, 2020

Fontoon

To utterly destroy, completely annihilate, leaving not a single atom intact.

Yeah, I really fontooned that dumbass bitch earlier on Star Wars: Battlefront 2.

by Skrainch McGainch November 1, 2020

Fonty Tatt

After your kiddo has mastered writing their own name, you get their name tattooed on you in that same font.

I just got a fonty tatt of Marlee’s name and it looks so good!

by Cannabis with Cupcake October 4, 2020

foontyah

A phony ass person who often makes still awkward comments in mixed company.

That dude who was talking about basketball was extremely foontyah!

by Fitham March 3, 2021

FontainePhobia

Fear of people named Joel or having the last name of Fontaine.

Person 1: HEY is your name joel
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Oh ok just making sure because I have FontainePhobia

by Grant_310 March 22, 2022

Ego Fonting.

When a forum's default font isn't good enough for someone's ego,
their "thing" is regularly posting in a different font, colour or size,
their status "obviously being more important than everyone else's/the norm".

Not to be confused with SHOUTING, emphasis, or Margot Fonteyn.

"If he didn't have Blue Comic Sans SIZE=4 BOLD FONT, what would that sad, ego fonting, dick, have?."

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by DCooper. September 27, 2009