Foodie

a person who is super fat who goes by the nick name as “Lucas” or “a big fat ugly whale” who sits in their living room all day smoking spice or tea bags that they’ve ripped open and emptied into a rizler and is usually common if they get scary dreams and can’t sleep or when a mister asked them to come over to them and start shaking

“oh he’s such a fat ugly foodie looking bastard “
-Walks into Macdonalds-Worker:”oh here we go the foodies here”

by Big Fat Shlong January 28, 2020

Monster Foodies

A bunch of idiots (Cookie Monster and Gonger) who think they’re great at cooking, but they just make things anyone could make even with 0 skill and try to make up for it by actually going to the factory to get a missing ingredient.

Here Are the things they made
PB & J Sandwiches

Succotash

Pasta
Birthday Cake

Of Course We Can help you, cause we are Monster Foodies!

by 556788866 August 15, 2021

Foody Call

When you're too wasted/high to drive, but you have major munchies. You invite a friend over so that they'll bring chips, or whatever you're craving.

Ted: Dude, we don't have any food
Jed: Call Ned over and tell him to bring chips!
Ted: Dude, we can totally Foody Call him!

by Bassman150 April 3, 2015

foodie

A term used by people who think that they're knowledgable about food in an effort to convince other people (and themselves) that they are somehow important. In reality, people who really do know a lot and care a lot about food wouldn't be caught dead using this term to describe themselves.

I ordered a fried egg on my burger and when I received it the egg was runny! I smelled like raw egg for the rest of the day! I'm a huge foodie and this is disappointing.

by Jonny Fry June 19, 2022

Straight Foodie

A person who eats anything. Not a vegan or vegetarian.

Yo man I’m a vegan

Don’t care.. I’m a straight foodie

by Myell98 July 21, 2018

Foodie

Someone so lazy and unimaginative that they took something that they absolutely had to do and made it their thing.

Calling yourself a foodie is as lame as calling yourself a breathie because you really enjoy breathing.

by Beakerstein December 24, 2022

Foodie

Someone who creates furry art but for food

Dan: “So it’s like furry art, but for food.”
Phil: “It’s like a foodie, that’s what I am.”
Dan: “We just invented being a foodie.”
Phil: “We did”
Dan: “We didn’t invent it, you know that’s out there somewhere.”

by OOF!!! October 21, 2020