Two Flush Megashit

A bowel movement so mighty and triumphant that it requires a second flush. Constantly occurring in places such as Golden Corral or shit thrones of true men.

Just dropped a two flush megashit, it nearly tore my asshole asunder.

by Yogurt slingin March 17, 2013

family flush

Multiple family members or residents of a home defecating(shitting) or urinating(pissing) in the same toilet several times without flushing to save on the cost of water.

Joe just lost his job so he informed his wife and children they'd have to family flush till he found another job.

by roto rooter December 20, 2013

hot and flustered

Turned on and confused about what to do about it

being turned on in a room of people where you cant do anything about it and you're like, uh, fuck, might masturbate in the bathroom if this continues

"I'm really hot and flustered right now."

by YoshiP November 20, 2016

safety flush

The act of a pre-emptive flush of the toilet BEFORE sitting down. Normally to ensure that the toilet will flush when needed and not back up. Usually performed when expecting a turd on exceptional volume and density, such as a bowl winder.

After that last bowl of chili, I decided to use a safety flush before I dropped a payload.

by Joe Blob October 7, 2005

flushed

a state of being shyly aroused. typically by quiet and reserved people.

“hey you’ve seen the new kid right, he is so hot”
“yeah he talked to me in science today, i was flushed”

by theflushedgal October 18, 2019

flouseball

Flouseball is a game played in a living room of a flouse (see flouse), it is a free for all game with a minimum of 3 players and no maximum. the basic premise of the game is to get the ball past the goalie and through the doorway or 'goal' of the living room by whatever means at your disposal short of seriously injuring them, no weapons allowed, any soft ball no bigger than a tennis ball will do, even a balled up piece of paper, first to either 3, 5 or 10 wins. The fewer clothes the better as stuff tends to get torn and it gets hot! in the event of a argument over who scored or a tie, all decisions must be made by the nearest female.

Me and the guys had a great game of flouseball last night, tom got knocked unconscious!

by richard. d August 29, 2007

flusterbuckets

A word exclaimed when one is surprised, pissed off, or otherwise astonished.
Usually used in place of "FUCK! or DAMN!"

Your Friend: "Dude, I think your car just got jacked."
You: "FLUSTERBUCKETS!"

by dantheman[wec] February 4, 2009