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Fecal Flogging

The act two people pooping in the same toilet bowl at the same time. Where one person is sitting in a traditional fashion, while the other party sitting on the first persons lap with his anus positioned between the original party's legs.

If the poop goes through the legs without touching the legs, this can be called a poop-dunk. If the poop hits the party's legs, the bottom party has the right to rub feces on the top party. If, under any circumstances, the top party poops on the bottom parties wiener, the bottom party has the right to redeposit said poop into the anus of the top party via anal penetration.
Fecal Flogging is the strongest of brotherhoods.
by DJerak G August 12, 2012
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flogging the flagstick

The art of self-gratification for any true patriotic American boy.
Little Joey topped off a long day of playing with his army men by flogging the flagstick.
by stu19 May 7, 2009
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Foggin' it up

Displaying an exuberance for high risk behaviors. As in fogged car windows or when sweaty from gambling.
Double down on a 5 and 3? Why not! I'm Foggin' it up!
by kookoojim January 1, 2012
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Book-fagging

In essence meaning revision of study, except with connotations of both homo-eroticness, pretentiousness and a pure disdain for the act. Typically used in pejorative or neutral contexts.
Look at that prep, he's book-fagging his way through school.

I'm gonna be book-fagging tonight.
by RaymondLovesMen April 28, 2011
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flogging the dolphin

Dude, honestly. I've been sitting here all day thinking about flogging the dolphin. But, there's no lotion. Fuck!
by BobbyMiller January 30, 2003
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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Fogling

Named after Jared Fogle, fogling is the act of ogling at underage girls.
"I think I just caught Mike fogling that group of girls..."
by Mausie September 30, 2015
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