fobbit

Any person who is in the military, but who when deployed, stays on tha FOB (forward Operating Base) and never crosses the wire where it's actaully dangerous. Mostly used in a derogatory fashion by those who actually do risk their lives. Most Marines and Soldiers aren't fobbits. Most of the Air Force are fobbits except for Vehicle Operators.(Go Veh Ops!!!!!), Security Forces and special forces. And the Navy well who cares about tha navy theyre all gay anyway.

Vehicle operator:

Hey SSgt Barnes!! why dont u get off your ass for once and do an actual convoy instead of going to that stupid yoga class or poetry night bs! u fobbit!

SSgt Barnes:

(in a southern black accent) oh no u didnt! Lets get some chicken in this muhfucka yeh!

by vehicle operator May 15, 2009

fibit

fat mexican slut with big gehtto earings

that fibit ass bitch took all my money

by nathan January 24, 2005

fibit

Some term that means absolutely nothing and everything. You can say it at any time for any occasion.

"You piece of fibit!"
"the goop on that chick makes me just fibit"
"FIBIT!"
"My boss is such a freakin' fibit..."

by Fibit October 31, 2004

fobsta

Gangsta Fob (Fobsta)
- You have shot another Asian
- Your favorite hangout is a pool hall
- When you talk, you sound like a cross between a Fob and an urban black kid
- Your hair looks silly, but no one will tell you because you'll shoot them
- You have a serious gambling problem
- You are a Rice-boy, but your mods are cheap and are never painted to match the rest of your car
- No one tells you your rice ride looks cheap because you'll shoot them
- You want to have a Tab girlfriend, but can only get Hoochie Tabs

i cant think of a damn example

by YONGSUN July 27, 2004

Fobify

When a fob says an American word that is completely pronounced in their native tongue.

When someone says "I want to go to the beach" they actually say "I want to go to the bitch"

Or when someone says "Fuck you" they actually say "Puck you"

by Daniel012 May 8, 2005

fobio

An acronym for Frequently Outwitted By Inanimate Objects. Related to the French saying "Les choses sont contre nous" or "things are against us". See "Report on Resistentialism" by Paul Jennings, a parody of the existentialist movement of the early 20th century. resistentialism

The job would have been done in 10 minutes if I hadn't been fobio.

by Joe Menacker January 4, 2008

Fabitch

Something which is fabulous and bitchy as the same time

"Oooh! Beyoncé's dress is so fabitch".

"Have you seen the Hills catfight? It was a fabitch moment"

by Slut sorority July 7, 2009