Flidderson

a guy who makes up words or carries around a dictionary of words no body ever uses so he can use them in a conversation with his girlfriend, to make her look stupid, because she wont know what this word means.

boy- 'your such a ---(insert rare word here)--- '
girlfriend- 'what?'
boy- 'you dont know what that means?? ahah!!'
girlfriend- 'your such a flidderson!'

by bruisedroses.tumblr.com July 31, 2011

quack fluid

male seamen:

milky discharge emminating from the male sex organ upon completion of a succesful quack session.(see also, wanking, masturbating, pumping fist).

also: partybroth, jizz, the great splurge.

armedaus: aw mate your room stinks you been quackin off in there or what?

beefoven: i certainly have my good man, in fact i wouldnt touch that jazz mag, theres quack fluid all over it.

armedaus:you stinking jippo haw haw haw.

by bobby dazzler raz raz matazler February 15, 2010

atomic fluid

a special liquid that is extremely dangerous because it is composed of extremely condensed atoms which make its core 487 degrees Fahrenheit and as soon as the liquid comes in contact with your skin it liquifies it.

dude my friend died from falling in a pit of atomic fluid!

by Randomguy78 March 28, 2013

Wank Fluid

The substance a man will ejaculate after masturbating. Otherwise known as sperm or jizz .

"I was pulling on my dick for about ten minutes last night before I ejected my wank fluid."

by odin_191 May 18, 2015

Charlie's Law of Fluid Affinity

The gradual appreciation for a beverage after continuously forcing oneself to consume it. This often happens with garbage ass beer such as Hamms, coffee-flavored Blue Moons, and in extreme cases, Old English.

"Bro coffee Blue Moons are kind of my beer now"
"Didn't you hate those?"
"Yeah, but I've had one every night this week and Charlie's Law of Fluid Affinity is taking effect."

by bungalites October 31, 2020

i will drink your spinal fluid

A famous quote used by harries

@larrie123: “larry is real golden is about louis”
@harrie: “shut up or i will drink your spinal fluid”

by hrammys era tay music industry October 11, 2020

flurd

get wasted in shoreditch on a thursday night with a bird, take bird back to yours, shag bird all night, keep on shagging bird in the morning while pretending to work from home

< andrewh> i think it stands for "get wasted in shoreditch on a thursday night with a bird, take bird back to yours, shag bird all night, keep on shagging bird in the morning while pretending to work from home"

<@tonyj> andrewh: if you looked up the definition of flurd in the dictionary that's what you'd find.

by jenzaa January 15, 2011