four to the floor

Especially common in techno, an unaccented 4/4 time pattern in which each beat is marked with a heavy kick drum. This is desperately boring at normal volume but at club levels takes over your entire body. Usually sourced from a Roland 909.

"Driving round town in his Corsa, playing four to the floor German house."

by marcata August 14, 2003

Floor Gang

Best Gang their is,

only for tambourine
and yo-yo masters.

Floor Gang consists of Pewdiepie,

Elon Musk, Marques Brownlee, Diogenese, etc.

If you ceiling gang you cringe.

Unsubscribe to Pewdiepie if you're celing gang.

Dave: "Floor Gang!"
Jack: "What are you saying?"
Dave: "Wha- You're Ceiling Gang?Cringe." *spits*

by Floor Gang Member May 5, 2020

floor chicken

Food you wouldn't really eat by yourself but you would give to your friends.

I wasn't down for the tenders in the fridge so I tossed Tyler the floor chicken

by aposii May 4, 2019

floorganizer

A sophisticated filing system where by important documents and personal belongings are kept/discarded directly on the floor for easy access, leaving the owner free to do more important things with her/his life than tidying.

That's a very extensive floorganizer you have there Rebecca

by Victoria M May 24, 2007

floor chimes

the collection of empty cans and bottles under the driver's seat or passenger side of a car which roll together, producing a soothing jingle-jangle sound when it goes round a corner or up a curb

When we go 'round corners in Senora's car the floor chimes play for us.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Floorderves

Those annoying tiny disgusting morsels of food that you notice under a bar stool.

Man, I was so hungry and high I wanted to munch on the Floorderves under the bar.

by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

Floorgasm

Peak moment of excitement while listening to Floor Jansen sing a high sustained note during her performance, comparable, if not superior, to the feeling of having an orgasm.

Whoa. Did you HEAR that? That was the most epic rendition I've seen of Ghost Love Score in years!

How cute, that was your first Floorgasm!

by Preguiça não tem fim April 12, 2018