hardwood floors

When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.

I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.

by Anonymous December 20, 2002

Flooping

The act of going crazy and attacking something.

" Lauren, stop flooping the bees! "

by Flooper May 1, 2010

Floop

A really fun word to say

Floop.

by Danielle May 3, 2003

Floopster

as defined by deadspin, a floopster is a female hoopster. She has all the traits of her male counterpart, but she also has a vagina.

Deadspin writer: Hey AJ, I got sent this great shot of a floopster.
AJ Daulerio: A what?
Deadspin writer: One of those hipster chicks who wears retro basketball gear in an attempt to be relevant or something.
AJ Daulerio: Did she include a dick pic?
Deadspin writer: No.
AJ Daulerio: I guess we can publish that.

by Chundy August 18, 2011

Floop Dance

A dance in which a male human plants their feet, twists in place from left to right, extends both pointer fingers, bends both arms, and moves them in a chopping/ running motion (first right then left; not at the same time), and nods their head. When all steps are done simultaneously, a dance is created that women and Bono can not do (due to their inferior dexterity to men).

Sorry ladies, but i am going to do the Floop Dance to demonstrate my superior dexterity, as a male.

by Nigg-eZY April 29, 2009

Floop Day

Floop Day is a day celebrated as often or as infrequent as one desires. It is preferably a group activity, however, one can celebrate Floop Day alone. Activities for Floop Day include ISketch, long AIM or telephone conversations, silly jokes, and lots of giggling. During Floop Day it is acceptable to act as childish as one pleases and laugh at anything. Personally, I love celebrating Floop Day with my best friend, Matty Ahkbar. Do not hesitate to celebrate Floop Day ASAP, and for days at a time! Remember to always be kind, peaceful, silly, and loving.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. Them other brothers cannot deny...Happy Floop Day.

by everydayshouldbefloopday December 2, 2009

flopspot

a very bad place where we are forced to practice in 110% humidity and it’s fine

i really don’t want to go to flopspot today

by flopspotsux June 29, 2019