skittle feltching

v. the act of inserting skittle candies into the vagina, waiting 10-15 minutes, and then eating said skittles out of the vagina

jenny- "i have a horrible yeast infection from skittle feltching last week "

by andrew rrrrrrrrrrrr May 29, 2009

Fletschinger

A leprechaun like creature, that often partakes in adventures with crazy antics.

Your fucking brother is such a fletschinger!!

by Stu Pickles September 21, 2005

flutching

The act of lying on one's back with legs crossed in the air, holding one's breath repeatedly as long as possible, often while holding a pillow, blanket or stuffed animal (also known as a stuffy") very close to or over one's face. Flutching is most often done by children usually as a form of self-soothing.

Q: "What is that kid doing over there...some sort of weird contortionist act?"

A: "No, she's just flutching."

by zandksmom June 2, 2011

feltching straw

the straw used to suck semen out of body cavities after sex.

david brought his own personalized feltching straw to the orgy,i bet that dude swallowed enuff semen to float a aircraft carrier.

by mtrim78 September 11, 2016

Fwatching

To be watched or stalked by someone or a group of people on facebook

Hey bro, i think two hot chicks are fwatching me, they even liked my post from last year.

by Binaz November 6, 2013

Frenching the duck

When you stretch your foreskin out horizantally and your significant other bends over and proceeds to stick their tongue inside the small gap as if to French kiss a ducks bill

I was equally excited and disturbed last night when my girlfriend surprised me by frenching the duck

by Kentonawesome April 3, 2019

Fenching

Playing or doing something excessively , in particular Video games grinding away with no exposure to sunlight and destroying relationships, gaming goals are all that matter!

Sam and josh are fenching call of duty this weekend, don’t not expect to see them leave their rooms!

by G marshal Malus May 2, 2020