Flossing

Seeing how far one can get their own duck up their own ass.

“I’m LeBron James and when I’m not slamming dunks I like flossing”

by Itsprobablyghost July 5, 2021

front flossing

The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.

Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!

by von groovy June 15, 2017

Butt Flossing

When you get a towel between your legs and pull up and down like your shining a shoe

Person1:What the hell are they doing?
Person2:Butt flossing*shudders*

by Sassybiach123456 December 23, 2019

Dental flossing

The wearing of a very thin gold chain outside of the shirt to show it off.

Look at this guy dental flossing with a chain that looks like I could break it by rubbing it in-between my fingers

by Step your game up September 4, 2021

flossin

Verb
The act of using dental floss.

I'm flossin with mint flavored floss.

by Adam January 12, 2005

flossin

street language, not used by educated people in real life.

"Man, you be flossin on your way back to your homeland in Africa"

by Marvelous August 20, 2006

moss flossing

When after eating out a girl, there are pubic hairs stuck between your teeth.

Dude this girl made me go down on her and she had a huge bush, I was moss flossing all night.

by megansz January 2, 2009