flenard

A non intelligent human being. Usually tend to be douche bags.

flenards....Usually people named

Alex
Ronny
Zoran
Mikey

by Opheeelyahiney January 10, 2012

Felonosophy

Noun- an informal word used to identify the knowledge of felon populations

Felonosophy (plural Felonosophies)

A belief or doctrine of felon populations; culture, ideals, beliefs,views, existence, knowledge, values, reason, mind, barriers
Variable by location
Upheld by the reformed

Philosophy of Felons

basic beliefs, concepts, and attitudes of an individual from the felons' view of criminal justice and criminology

"All people need a voice of representation; felonosophy is an outlook, a view from the inside out."

"She found a website called, felonosophy dot com and immediately connected with support and resources."

"People will follow what is right and holds true; felons are beginning to view felonosophy as a method of relating socially, without being stigmatized."

"My friend writes to me from solitary confinement and we generate ideas to contribute to the concept of felonosophy."

by MissMisunderstoodKansas June 15, 2013

felony nap

Curling up for a good sleep on the floor of the Police interview room just before being questioned for murder.

I need to go in and talk to him, but he's taking a felony nap.

by navyfiveo June 15, 2016

flhonored

A hybrid word combining flattered and honored - used to humbly express gratification.

I am flhonored you decided to join me for lunch.

Of all people, YOU are envious of my jeans?? I'm flhonored!

by Alaskouri November 14, 2016

Fleenis

An imaginary flying penis thrown at ones face.

I will throw a fleenis at you.

by sosthenisRR April 20, 2018

flennie

Putting a pinga up ya fanny

Joyce was having such a good time on the bender she did a flennie on the bench in front of everyone

by Pongabra March 13, 2020

flensy

It's code for Elmo Lovers I believe. More investigative work has to be done... I hope by the FBI. I am no pro detective, just a guy who is looking for cat toys. But, stumbled upon some crazy shit when I typed "sexy cat toys." Watch out for Elmo Lovers who post things on Amazon in regards to toys that seem like they like young girls.

- Jennifer
5.0 out of 5 stars "My baby loves it!"
Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2020

See... on AMAZON!!!!!!!!
-Juju

Nice mad thick, not FLENSY. Good quality. The stitching is excellent. Very good for the price. Would definitely buy from same sales. It came quick as well.

by anonymous October 10, 2020