featch

to say something is featch means it is good

ah man that burrito was so featch
dude you see that pole jam he did, shit was featch

by horsey uk November 3, 2007

fatchelorette

A bachelorette who is obese. She usually is followed by obese friends, to make up a fatchelorette party.

Pete: "Nothing worse then a drunken fatchelorette running around with a tiny tiara on her head, pretending like she is being forced to get married."

Paul: "The only thing worse is the rest of her Fatchelorette Party playing into her delusions"

Carl: "That pig is lucky anybody is going to marry her, that

crown on her head would look bigger on a Water Buffalo"

by drivingsnowstorms September 20, 2009

Fletcher

Fletcher is a hot charming guy who can make a girl go crazy for his love he is an Ace student and has alot of friends and is the life of the party!!!

I saw Fletcher and he sais Hey I almost melted in a puddle of love!!!

by Kletcher June 20, 2016

Fletch Job

Anything you want it to be from sexual to cleaning out your bathroom

Hey wanna do something?
do you want a fletch job?
whats a fletch job?
anything you want it to be

by papacosta April 25, 2010

Fletching

The action of cutting different types of wood in order to make archers equipment such as bows, arrows and crossbows.

-Hey, what is your Fletching level?
-My Fletching level is 99.
-Cool, can you assist me for this effigy?
-Sorry, I am maxed for today.

by RuneScaper September 22, 2012

Flathand

Flathand is the process of masturbating (male) when a subject arouses themselves by using an open palm to the underside of their penis instead of the traditional closed grip, to the point of ejaculation

Hank is such a idiot, he is probably the type of guy who flathands himself.

I am so tired, I can't even grip my dick, but who cares, I can just flathand myself.

by Ryan D 22 December 29, 2008

fletcherism

to follow and support fletcher

I'm a supporter of fletcherism

by polly March 9, 2004