Flaccid Reflux : when a man, post intercourse, gets up too quickly and a waterfall of nut pours out his soft phallic member unpleasantly.
" Miss Frizzle has such a gorilla grip WAP that after sex my flaccid reflux acted up and nutted all over her charcuterie board."
by matt Booch January 20, 2021
Somebody who is considered absolutely amazing, the most nourishing person to be around.
Just amazing in every way possible including but not limited to beauty intelligence and humour.
Just amazing in every way possible including but not limited to beauty intelligence and humour.
"oh my god, I love you, you flaccid cucumber"
"He's such a flaccid cucumber, you just can't help but love him and his amazing individuality"
"He's such a flaccid cucumber, you just can't help but love him and his amazing individuality"
by AntoniusFeral December 03, 2021
When you get so turned off, that your pp gets even more flaccid than it is, in its normal flaccid state.
Guy 1: Hey have you heard about Whitny Wisconsin?
Guy 2: Yeah, shes the one that fucks her dog right?
Guy 1: Yup.. Thinking about it makes me ultra-flaccid
Guy 2: Yeah, shes the one that fucks her dog right?
Guy 1: Yup.. Thinking about it makes me ultra-flaccid
by unbornpotato August 07, 2019
When a man who suffers from erectile dysfunctions who cannot afford viagra attemps to have sex with his soft (flaccid) penis.
Tyler was laid off and therefore can not afford viagra so he has to flaccid fuck Abby until he seeks employment.
by Pizza Dawg January 23, 2012
The cum that ejaculates shortly after a ruined orgasm or other penis deflating event. This phenomenon is described as one of the most discomforting experience for many.
Person 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Sarah!
Peson 2: Yeah bro, but she bit my dick right before I came so she got my flaccid acid.
Peson 2: Yeah bro, but she bit my dick right before I came so she got my flaccid acid.
by Ya boi flaccidacid October 07, 2018
1)To have your manly meat spear fail at the precise moment it is needed.
2)To not be soft, but not hard enough for sexual intercourse.
3)To lose faith, and to not lose your virginity.
This is a pun on the phrase "rolled on impact"
2)To not be soft, but not hard enough for sexual intercourse.
3)To lose faith, and to not lose your virginity.
This is a pun on the phrase "rolled on impact"
by klaus__ August 23, 2008
That cheerleading routine was some flaccid sauce.
by tits mcgee September 05, 2004