Siamese Fighting Fish

The previous name for Betta fish. Since activists want to make sure any sign of creativity and originality is eradicated off the planet because it's "unsafe".

In Texas a 10 year old can buy an AK-47 with no problem at Walmart but activists made sure to get rid of the Siamese fighting fish because it's a "safety hazard".

by AcneAndAnthrax November 29, 2014

Fighting Demons

When someone is taking a mean, avengers level threat shit, usually in a public bathroom. You know it gets real when they take their shirt off, most likely sweating to death (if youve ever been in this posistion), when it is a massive chipotle or taco bell sized shit. It's probably going to gas bomb the whole restroom and make it stink for a good 15 minutes, so you want to evacuate the premises.

Bryan: dude dont go into the bathroom, theres someone fighting demons in there.

Trey: oh damn, i told bruce to knock off the chipotle lately, im feeling hella bad for the janitor

by ZzQuixoticzZ October 4, 2021

fighting the Kraken

Incredibly loud and feverish masturbation, usually by a male.

"I don't wanna go back to my dorm room right now, my roommate's been in there for an hour and it sounds like he's fighting the Kraken."

by Ben Abbott August 22, 2006

fighting crime

1)when friends have sex, but there is no serious relationship other than friends with benefits; friends with benefits; fuck buddies; fb. Not to be confused with booty calls.
2) a sarcastic answer to stupid or obvious questions.

1)Platano Man and Kitty are always fighting crime, but Platano Man refuses to make her his fulltime sidekick.

2) Captain Obvious aka Mom: You weren't home on time!
Kitty: Really now?
Cpt. Obvious: Yeah! WHERE WERE YOU?
Kitty: I was out fighting crime!
*SLAP*

by ♠Kitty♠ February 22, 2009

Five for Fighting

It's hockey jargon; the most common penalty for fighting (on ice) is five minutes in the penalty box.

Domi and Alfredsson get caught by the referee cuffing each other against the boards; the ref blows his whistle and calls, "Five for fighting!"

by kerrigwen October 10, 2005

Fighting Hell Fish

The most elite infantry company of WWII lead by Sergeant Abe Simpson

The Fighting Hell Fish will end you.

by the anticool October 9, 2008

rat fighting

Fast erratic, or abstract guitar solos, free of melody or purpose, randomly inserted throughout heavy metal songs. Most popular in Death Metal, Grindcore etc.

I'm so happy when i find out about a new Death Metal band that doesn't ruin their songs with constant rat fighting.

by EASMUT November 14, 2007