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chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.
There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill
by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024
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The Mozambique Fire Drill

The act of a group of people getting out of a car at a red light and quickly rubbing their taints on the car behind them. This is all done before the light turns green.
Me, Anto, Emmet, Jimmy, and Squally hit The Mozambique fire drill last night.
by Ana Ferrel July 29, 2023
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South Dakota Fire Drill

A clusterf*ck, or emergency, with very few people involved, thereby underscoring the ineptitude of one, or more, of the parties concerned. The reference to the Mount Rushmore state is, in part, due to its lack of population and large buildings, which emphasizes the relative simplicity of a theoretical fire drill in the state were it to occur.
"I swear, everyday there's a South Dakota Fire Drill with the Accounts Payable team. How can three people get so confused?"
by Muy_Picante October 6, 2025
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CHINESE FIREDRILL

An ol skoo game that you play while driving. Your car needs to be full of people. When you stop at a red light, you put the car in park then ALL passengers (driver included) get out of the car and quickly switch into random positions elsewhere inside the viehicle. The object is to pull this off before the light turns green...Otherwise you're screwed.
It is fun when the passengers are caught off guard and the driver suddenly cries out "CHINESE FIREDRILL!!!" and everyone is hella frantic.

The modified version of this is to do CHINESE FIREDRILL with multiple cars following back-to-back each other, as in Joshiro007's birthday. Every red light or stop sign encountered, triggered everyone to get out of the cars they were in and either go in another area of the car or a totally different car altogether and resume driving.
by Joshiro007 February 22, 2003
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firedrill

Used by investment bankers(usually analysts) to mean they have something to get done and get back to someone really fast. Part of speech is variable. Also used by bankers when they go out to mean chug your drink.
"Coffee?"
"No, I'm firedrill right now for a VP"
"Oh that sucks, I had a bunch of firedrills this morning"
"I hate being in firedrill mode"
"Yeah I wish we hadn't firedrilled those shots last night"
by /n living the dream August 3, 2007
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Cadott Firedrill

When you open your neighbors tent in the campground and give them a surprise golden shower (typically after have consumed copious amounts of alcohol). Before they can get out and while they are coming after you - you zip up their tent door, run away and scream Jim Falls!
Holy shit HODOR I drank so much at Rock Fest that I gave these scanky bitches a Cadott Firedrill. Much to my surprise they lapped up every drop!
by JimFalls August 12, 2015
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Japanese firedrill

Involves a clasroom of students raising their desks above their heads and running out of the room upon news of an impending fire. Can be quite chaotic and confusing for teachers.
Joe: "Japanese firedrill"
Class: "ARGH" run out of room with desks above heads
by Toupai June 12, 2006
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