Fire

1. a state, process, or instance of combustion in which fuel or other material is ignited and combined with oxygen, giving off light, heat, and flame.
2. Kanye's new album

Everyone knows Kanye's a monster because his new album is fire.

by kanyeezyyy December 2, 2010

Fired

When a job becomes terminated due to work performance or company cuts

Chad : Hey Jim you wanted to see me!
Jim : Uh yeah sorry to tell you this Chad but your Fired!
Chad : WHAT! Fuck dude why would you Fire me?
Jim : Well you can't tell a customer she's a cunt and then tell her to go stick her pussy in her man's raw dick for one!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T Jim I can't be Fired I got kids!
Jim : We all do Chad and im just doing what's best for the company!
Chad : I can't believe you Fired me after all the times I stuck my cock in your mouth and asshole!
Jim : Please don't rub your cock in my face it will just make this harder! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Well you always made me hard come on suck it you know you want to! (wink)
Jim : Well! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (gag) (gag)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! OH Yeah you always liked a deep throat!

Kiersten : Hey Jim I hoped you Fired Chad WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Jim : I was just say goodbye to Chad! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ohh! Jim likes my warm jizz on his face!
Kiersten : Well don't mind me! Uhhh!
Jim : I hope we can still be friends Chad I really didn't want to Fire you!
Chad : Sorry dude but I no longer have to kiss you ass anymore LATERS!
Jim : (sniff) (sniff)

by SlopNChop January 18, 2019

Firee

A person who has been given the sack(now or sometimes in the past).

'Did you hear Gosling got fired from the set of "The Lovely Bones"?'
'You shittin' me, right?'
'Neah man. He's a firee now like the rest of us.'

by BCardician December 10, 2012

Fire

When yelled, clears out a crowded theatre in a huury.

Which Amendment gives us the right to yell "Fire!" in a crowded movie theatre?

by JakeStar September 28, 2006

fired

To break up with, divorce, get out of a relationship.

My girl fired me after she caught me with her sister!
I had to fire my girl when I found out she was a man.

by D0c April 16, 2006

on fire

a state of being when something or someone is engulfed with flames

Guy #1: Hey man, that guy is on fire
Guy #2: Holy crap! should we get a hose or something?
Guy #1: Naw, just tell him to stop, drop, and roll

by Sean on Hartford May 15, 2006

Fire

An amazing song by Jimi Hendrix. Damn right.

"Jimi Hendrix is sweet."

by Jackie January 18, 2005