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Filthy Jesus

A sex fetish that involves one participant to be tied up on a crucifix to resemble Jesus Christ. After this is done, multiple partners defficate and urinate on this person.
I'm really in the mood to do a Filthy Jesus tonight, let's call kevin.
by Iplaymallets January 14, 2009
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a dollar fifty

1. 6 Quarters

2. A dick and two balls
Hey Billy, do you got a dollar fifty?
No, I don't have any money on me.
Everybody laughs at Billy for saying he doesn't have a dick or balls.
by BillyNoBalls June 26, 2008
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Filthy Cosmonaut

Originating from a filthy astronaut, this move begins in the doggy style position. Just before "blast-off" tightly secure a plastic bag over your partner's head as you move to face to face with her. Next, strike her about the head hard enough that she begins to see stars--we call this move the "Hammer & Sickle." Then firmly pie-face her back onto the bed so she is lying on her back. Now release your Siberian Splooge across her eyes and she will see nothing but the Milky Way. Then immediately take a celebratory shot of chilled Stoli Vodka, and without swallowing, spit it in your partners face for a Cold War ending.
Lisa: That new Russian exchange student, Svetlana is walking funny today.

Steve: Yeah I know. I gave her a sick-ass Filthy Cosmonaut last night.

Lisa: USA! USA!
by $ad-Lo April 16, 2011
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Fifth Harmony

The five best mother fuckers around. A girl group consisting of the fabulous Normani Kordei Hamiltion, the flirtatious Ally Brooke Hernandez, the ghetto Dinah Jane Hansen, also known as Blue Dinah, the sexual Lauren Michelle Jauregui and the hungry Karla Camila Cabello who is also commonly referred to Karla Swerve. These five mother fuckers came to fuck shit up. They all are professional twerkers and have some relation to Beyonce fucking Knowles.
by TaraaaaaaaaLoves5H March 15, 2013
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The Fifth Element

The Fifth Element (1997) is a science fiction action movie, directed by Luc Besson, starring Milla Jovovich, Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman, Ian Holm, Chris Tucker, Tricky, Indra Ové and Al Matthews. The aesthetics of the movie were designed by Jean Giraud (Moebius) and Jean-Claude Mézières and it has a strong, European comic book-like look and feel.

The movie places the survival of mankind on the shoulders of Korben Dallas (Willis) after "the Fifth Element" (Jovovich) falls into his taxicab. His mission is to find the other four elements, represented by stones, and to gather them all before a black evil planet collides with the Earth. Mangalores, blockheaded warrior aliens, and Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg (Oldman), a corporate villain, are bent on thwarting his efforts.
The Fifth Element happens to absolutely rule. The definition above is from Wikipedia.
by doalim.od.oxex March 17, 2006
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fifty pacer

a person that looks really skinny and hot from about 50 feet away, but not 5 feet away
that was the guy i thought wasfine as hell?!?!?
by elizabeth April 9, 2004
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filthy martini

a martini made with vodka, black olives and pepperocinis
my filthy martini was so dirty that I choked
by Michelle Martini April 9, 2009
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