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heterosexual lifemate

Your closest platonic friend.
Chris and Johnny B are always together.
But that's cool.
They are heterosexual lifemates.
by IceIceBurghy March 16, 2009
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fragile heterosexuality

when an individual is so close minded that they believe any and every gay person is attracted to them.
not even attractive person: oh, you’re gay? just don’t get a crush on me lmao
gay person: your fragile heterosexuality is showing
by heartica September 8, 2019
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Meterosexual Magikarp

One who's hindquarters may sway more freely then most.
Courtney: Jay is such A MeteroSexual Magikarp.
Jarred: I know! He needs to stop shaking his ass!!
Jay" owch...
by Lyfial April 12, 2009
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anti-heterosexual

Type: Adjective

The politically correct way of describing something as "negatively gay," also meaning, but not limited to:

1. stupid;

2. dumb;

3. not Karta;

4. going against all things that are cool;

5. going against all the teachings of Kooch.

Anti-heterosexualism may be used to describe diseases, but it is not advised.

If your reaction to "curing a ham" is "OMG you guys the ham is sick?" then you may be anti-heterosexual.
"That is so anti-heterosexual."

"That shirt he is wearing is very anti-heterosexual."

"I can't believe she's dating her. That's seriously anti-heterosexual."
by prankmaster July 31, 2005
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Super-heterosexuality

Super-heterosexuality is the romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior between persons of the opposite cisgender and excluding all non-cisgendered individuals. This means that super-heterosexual individuals exclude 1) trans-genders, 2) trans-sexuals, 3) non-binary individuals, and 4) agender individuals from their pool for dating, marriage, and sex.
Super-heterosexuality is often commonly known as "super-straight."
Super-heterosexuality Example 1:
Person 1: Hey, Lakesha is interested in dating you. Do you want to date her?
Person 2: No. Lakesha is a trans-gender and non-binary. Sometimes she also identifies as a penguin on Mondays. I am not interested. I am only interested in opposite cisgender individuals.
by 1039LOL1039 March 10, 2021
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Heterosexual Cunt Sticker

by JJames September 17, 2005
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fetrosexual

A straight female/woman who enjoys manly things i.e. fantasy football, watching excessive sports, farting in public, burping in public. This word has nothing to do with being gay or straight.
For example, Robyn, unlike Leah, loves fantasy football, watching sports, and hanging out with Mike and the guys, thus she shows traits of a fetrosexual.
by Leah22 May 23, 2007
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