Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier

Joe Biden

Joe Biden is the true definition of a lying dog faced pony soldier!

by 7h3Wh173R46617 October 22, 2020

Cum feeder

A cum feeder is a guy who likes feeding his cum to willing cocksuckers. He actually gets off on having his cum swallowed after a blowjob or fuck. Typically a cum feeder tries to feed his girlfriend or cocksucker as much cum as he can, but will never return the favour.

Sara: "Does John make you swallow it?"

Jane: "Are you kidding? He's a total cum feeder. He say's he'll break up with me if I don't swallow it!"

by urlocal December 17, 2011

facedork

A friend on facebook that updates their status too much, puts up constant mundane status changes and seems to spend every minute of their life on facebook.

"Did you see another one of Dave's boring facebook updates?"

"Yeah, he's on there all the time, he's such a facedork."

by Roy2009 July 18, 2009

Facedruff

When someone has dry and/or flaky skin on their face, generally around the cheeks and nose.

Facedruff can also refer to individual flakes that have already fallen from the face.

"Dude, you need to sort your facedruff RIGHT NOW."
"I know, but I ran out of exfoliator."
"Dude, that's a bit gay."

by Flanny&Frank July 29, 2009

sh'faced

adjective: synonym for shit-faced, to be excessively intoxicated

I tired of you getting sh'faced and puking in the house!

by shankus November 30, 2004

Double faced

Another way of describing someone that is two faced.

Terry is double faced. He is a liar.

by Bailey1235 March 28, 2010

gin-faced

when you drink a large amount of gin, bombay sapphire if you're a respectable bloke, and suddenly your face feels like its 100 lbs and you act crazy

Steve: Damn, Max was totally gin-faced last weekend off that Bombay

Tom: Hey man, shit happens when youre gin-faced.

Steve: Ain't that the truth.

by taylorgangwiz412 June 17, 2012