fece-faced

1.
An extreme level of Inebriation

He was so fece-faced when he got stopped by the Police that he could hardly speak.

by LawB March 30, 2015

primate feces

When one is extremely angry. Much like ape shit but used in a more classy setting. When cursing is frowned upon. Or when one just wants to sound high class for comedic effect.

How dare you steal my close up photos of Taylor Swift' s vagina! I am going to go primate feces!

by Ahn Flique May 31, 2016

mount feces

The practice of male high school students selecting one bathroom within the building and piling one defecation on top of another until the toilet bowl it completely full.

There is a tremendous Mount Feces in the third stall in the gym lavatory.

by Randy Lahey 90201 July 21, 2020

screaming feces

the state of having really bad shits

or screaming baby mice

"whats wrong with frank" "oh he has the screaming feces"

look at them little screaming feces so cute

by psycho_joe_2 February 23, 2009

Feces of Death

Dying in an attempt to expel an abnormal amount of toxins through means of shitting, much like Elvis.

Sweat poured from his body as he faced the Feces of Death while rocking on the toilet.

by sinner86 February 10, 2008

Internet Feces

Radom 'crap' on the internet. Usually something interesting, fun, funny, or just plain odd. Basically anything on the internet that's not backed by a corporate compeny or is porn.

Psychoticgerbil.com is internet feces

by PsychoticGerbil.com August 23, 2004

Feces Faucet

Another name for a woman's ass / sphincter depending on the reference. A faucet is a regulator for controlling the flow of liquid from a reservoir, in this case the reservoir which is holding the feces (aka poop) is the woman's anus and the sphincter is the faucet ergo feces faucet.

Example 1
Man 1: dude, that broads feces faucet was so tight last night when i plowed her doggy style.

Man 2: nice bro

Example 2
Man 1: check out the feces faucet on that broad, id love to tap that

Man 2: man i know, that is one nice booty. one of the nicest i have ever seen.

by the.feces.machine March 22, 2010