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feuching

the act of two women pressing their vulvas together during sex.
i walked in on my mom and her girlfriend feuching, and i'm scarred for life.
by j. malott November 25, 2005
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feltching

"When a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubricant and feces are present. That's fletching. It may or may not, include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth." -Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk
"Feltching makes me want to puke."
by Steven August 10, 2004
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Necro Beastial Badger Feltching

The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.

It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.

When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".
A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.

Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."
by Reginald Donkeylover October 4, 2005
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feltching

To remove sexual fluids from partners anus via sucking or licking
After Brad's magnum size penis finished in my ass, he began feltching his load out of it.
by Spurlin March 3, 2009
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Felchin

The action of licking taint formally known as tossing salad
My mom caught me felchin my stuffed animals last night
by Kota13f September 2, 2018
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felshing

The act of sucking semen from any orafice eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the ass hole.
hayden took a straw and sucked the semen out of hannahs asshole aka he gave her a felshing
by hayden felching August 8, 2010
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skittle feltching

v. the act of inserting skittle candies into the vagina, waiting 10-15 minutes, and then eating said skittles out of the vagina
jenny- "i have a horrible yeast infection from skittle feltching last week "
by andrew rrrrrrrrrrrr May 29, 2009
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